Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Four

[Robert Cromwell]

Email it, please. I don't have a fax machine.

look for an attachment oozing cordial cream.

 

[Kenna]

Still in wheelchair or bed or couch. I am not sure if my name is Beck or Call?
But she is doing well, goes back in for xrays and such on the 13th and may get to start putting some weight on the leg.

Poor baby. Her, not you.

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Poor baby. Her, not you.

No sympathy for her personal slave?

 

[Kenna]

Yeah I got called out for being racist in another group of Ex Fat people who had this hideous operation we had to lose weight because I said I thought we would go to the Chinamans for dinner. OMG I thought they were going to s__t and fall in it.

We had a restaurant near us in Houston named Fukim. True story! It was there for about 15 years. Had a giant sign on top facing the freeway. And we have a major road named Fuqua Rd. Pronounced few-kway. That's how everyone pronounces it now, but it's named after a biggity shotty way back when Houston was still dirt roads. I think it was pronounced few-kwah then. But this is Texas & that stuff don't work here. Ya hear?

 

[Kenna]

look for an attachment oozing cordial cream.

Ok, i'll just lick the screen. Question is, do I open the email on my phone & only have to lick a 5½" screen, or open it on my laptop & get 18½" of cherry goodness. You might need to send a whole box 'cause I'm thinking laptop!

 

[Kenna]

No sympathy for her personal slave?

Stop whining, Slave, & take her some cherries!

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Stop whining, Slave, & take her some cherries!

 

[Robert Cromwell]

I keep the cherries in my filing cabinet and do not eat such things in front of her. She is a bit diabetic...

 

[Kenna]

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[MamaTried]

Come on people now.....

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thanks, yiddle!

have i mentioned that we used to call this song the "true national anthem" back in the '60's?

here's a live version. not as beautiful as the studio version, but demonstrates a bit of the effect it had

 

[Kenna]

I keep the cherries in my filing cabinet and do not eat such things in front of her. She is a bit diabetic...

Ok, hide the cherries! You are a good man, Robert!

 

[MamaTried]

Willy, those eye shots I posted are links to my Photobucket account. Just click on em and you can download the originals.

he can download your actual eyes???


what a trusting soul you are

 

[yiddleboge6]

thanks, yiddle!

have i mentioned that we used to call this song the "true national anthem" back in the '60's?

here's a live version. not as beautiful as the studio version, but demonstrates a bit of the effect it had

Yep.....I've heard you say that, and I love the video you posted......I chose the version I did because so often, seeing the lyrics helps to convey what I'm trying to say.....

 

[Iffy]

It looks Diiiiiiiiviiine !!!!

Sure, go ahead and...

... in my nearly 2 year long quest of stalking classy

Rookie! Been goin' on fer over four years fer moi... even volunteered to be her chauffeur...

... and I'm not going to say it was or wasn't from all the prayers but she is completely clear of cancer.

PIE! I can eat an entire pie by myself.

Ya fergot da "quotes"...

Nope! I think the mailman ate it!

Serves him/her right! Wha... wasn't a Claxton? Never mind...

Yep, we'll be at the Odyssey. Making one there ain't gonna happen. It's a multi day time consuming process.

But, but, y'all staying fer more dan several days right? Gonna have lotsa 'help' 'round!

So Iffy, will you address your comment where you said that you and everybody else on the Porch knows some family issue that I haven't dealt with? Or should I just write it off as you wanting to say something hurtful without stopping to see if it made any sense?

Frankly, the way I'm looking at it now, nothing I've said even approaches the ugliness of that comment on your part.

Dave (or Frank), please don't put words in my post I didn't type. As to your family issue(s), read your own posts; if you haven't edited 'em all by now.

You can post 'the last word' in that you've already insulted more folk than I ever could! <*poof*>

 

[DancingHeretik]

So...a couple of days ago i got a small camcorder to video my place...took two days to figure out how to operate it, it had three/four different cables... and i had to get a micro memory card, so i had to make another trip to the store for it.

Took me
two days to comprehend the various instructions, but I finally got it. Went outside at dusk to video the outside with the Christmas decorations, then inside...wasn't too bad an effort......but couldn't figure out where to put the cable end into either the tv or the pc...which the instructions said that it would fit in either one.

Chey came over today and tried to understand the instructions...and couldn't! And she determined that I have NO ports on either the tv or the pc that matches the plug cable for the camcorder! SO...back to the store we went for a refund!BUT...I finally got her to my new favorite restaurant and she was favorably impressed!

Sounds so frustrating! All that work and anticipation for nothing.

Did you buy another one?

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Sure, go ahead and...

Rookie! Been goin' on fer over four years fer moi... even volunteered to be her chauffeur...

Ya fergot da "quotes"...



Serves him/her right! Wha... wasn't a Claxton? Never mind...




But, but, y'all staying fer more dan several days right? Gonna have lotsa 'help' 'round!




Dave (or Frank), please don't put words in my post I didn't type. As to your family issue(s), read your own posts; if you haven't edited 'em all by now.

You can post 'the last word' in that you've already insulted more folk than I ever could! <*poof*>

Claxton Fruit Cakes are somewhat toxic.
I am waiting on a from scratch one. Simply scrumptious and properly steeped.

 

[Iffy]

... properly steeped.

Rum or Bourbon (as if it makes any diff)?

I was asked to withhold sharing our fruitcake 'til after-shift a few times. So much fer a kickazz breakfast...

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Rum or Bourbon (as if it makes any diff)?

I was asked to withhold sharing our fruitcake 'til after-shift a couple o' times. So much fer a kickazz breakfast...

No booze is allowed in her house. Which is good as I do not like either rum or bourbon myself. An Absolut kind of guy myself when I rarely drink.

 

[MamaTried]

Yep.....I've heard you say that, and I love the video you posted......I chose the version I did because so often, seeing the lyrics helps to convey what I'm trying to say.....

oh... these?




Love is but a song to sing
Fear's the way we die
You can make the mountains ring
Or make the angels cry
Though the bird is on the wing
And you may not know why

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Some may come and some may go
We shall surely pass
When the one that left us here
Returns for us at last
We are but a moment's sunlight
Fading in the grass

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

If you hear the song I sing
You will understand (listen!)
You hold the key to love and fear
All in your trembling hand
Just one key unlocks them both
It's there at you command

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

 

[yiddleboge6]

oh... these?




Love is but a song to sing
Fear's the way we die
You can make the mountains ring
Or make the angels cry
Though the bird is on the wing
And you may not know why

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Some may come and some may go
We shall surely pass
When the one that left us here
Returns for us at last
We are but a moment's sunlight
Fading in the grass

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

If you hear the song I sing
You will understand (listen!)
You hold the key to love and fear
All in your trembling hand
Just one key unlocks them both
It's there at you command

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

I could have done that, but.....much easier to hold a person's attention with a video while the music plays than to get them to read a long post.....