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I always thought they tasted like a turtle. If you had some that tasted like liver, wow, were they prepared incorrectly. After 20+ years in the Navy, one thing I learned from eating in foreign countries was, if it looks good eat it, don't ask what it was.
I also fix a pretty good eggplant parmesan. I have never been able to make a good sauce so I use a bottled sauce, usually, any kind other than Ragu.
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman'. She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," Mike said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
Mike agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
Janet, Mike's wife, hearing the conversation said to him, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, “That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
She replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, Mike reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way," the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Oh my...
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," Mike said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
Mike agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
Janet, Mike's wife, hearing the conversation said to him, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, “That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
She replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, Mike reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way," the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Oh my...
Here it is in all it's glory! ( please excuse the less than stellar attempt at videoing
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http://vid1159.photobucket.com/albums/p635/oldbroad1/0907151710_zpsomyfzmhz.mp4
Sorry...I tried a few times to get it here directly but couldn't
)http://vid1159.photobucket.com/albums/p635/oldbroad1/0907151710_zpsomyfzmhz.mp4
Sorry...I tried a few times to get it here directly but couldn't
Here it is in all it's glory! ( please excuse the less than stellar attempt at videoing
http://vid1159.photobucket.com/albums/p635/oldbroad1/0907151710_zpsomyfzmhz.mp4
Sorry...I tried a few times to get it here directly but couldn't
Hugs to Cheyenne for helping you !!
Now, if that ain't the cat's pj's!!! Beautiful!!!
that actually doesn't sound too bad, I'm not terribly fond of tofu, but sometimes I can eat it.Eggplant and tofu stir-fry. With onions and green pepper and eggs.but not really.
I make my own spaghetti sauce, but I used to use ragu and I really liked it, of course this was probably 20 years ago, dunno if it's gotten bad since then or not. Didn't have as much oregano as prego and I'm not all that fond of oregano.
Kay.....so gonna go watch the vid minus the sound since we're in the h/o
Tofu is rather neutral, can be blended with most anything. I might try blending it with sugar and spices for an apple pie sauce.
I didn't think you could get them in Pennsylvania. Now when you visit Colorado.....
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman'. She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," Mike said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
Mike agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
Janet, Mike's wife, hearing the conversation said to him, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, “That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
She replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, Mike reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
"And by the way," the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Oh my...
Ya can't fool me! I saw what you did there. At least you didn't make me the blonde!
yeah, if they take the time to mash the water out of it and dry it somewhat then fry it I can kinda deal with it ok, but for me it's a texture thing. Still wouldn't order it, but if I was eating something with it in there and it was done like that I could eat it
Been so long since I used any bottled sauce I'm not sure I remember what it tastes like, but anything can be doctored up. Well, almost anything...
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