Older Folks and Vaping Back Porch - Part Seven

[bigbells]

Especially with spicy mustard...

If it's got mustard on it, it's not a Reuben sandwich. Warning: reading the following article might send you in search of a good delicatessen. Reuben sandwich - Wikipedia

Of no relevance to the above, this Geico commercial is a riot:

 

[Semiretired]

LOL....I'll take a pass on the Reubens....give me a NYC hot pastrami on rye....with spicy mustard and a kosher dill...

And I just checked - we have some pastrami in the fridge - guess what I am having for lunch...

 

[Semiretired]

If it's got mustard on it, it's not a Reuben sandwich.

But everything is better with spicy mustard on it...

 

[Flowersoul]

While I loooove my reubens, hot pastramis and other spicy delis, I'm very fortunate cause my friend/neighbor makes a flaxseed crusty bread that we've been enjoying for quite awhile now. With each loaf weighing just under 2 lbs. they are very thick slices, and when toasted, odda my goodness!!!

 

[oldbroad]

Ever had one of those days. We gotta make a trial run DT to see where I have to drive the MH tomorrow and hit a couple stores and just feel kinda crappy. Hoping it will pass soon. Hate it when I feel like this. Like I've said before it's like 2 days feel good and 1 day feel like doggie doo.

Now the stands are really empty. I heard them announce for your own safety head inside and buy beer. I'm there, I wish.

@oldbroad I am paying close attention to #7.

Got the race on DVR so won't miss a minute of the storm.

Ok Mr. Pat...you lost me... what is No.7 ?

Oh wait...could it be ECf rule No. 7?...and I'm being serious, believe it or not...

 

[Iffy]

What in tarnation were they doing out on the water during a storm?

Da question should be, what in tarnation is a storm doin' on da water while da boys are fishing off-shore?

 

[oldbroad]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING
IN 2017
when...
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who
works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch
with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you
carry in the groceries...
7. Every commercial on television
has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)
years of your life,
is now a cause for panic,
and you turn around to go and get it .
10. You get up in the morning and go online
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly
to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on this list .


~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself!
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused!"
------------ ----- ---------

 

[bigbells]

But everything is better with spicy mustard on it...

No problem with your opinion, just with your nomenclature. If it's got mustard, it's not a Reuben.

 

[Iffy]

... it's not a Reuben.

You are correct. It's a Spicy Reuben (da way I like 'em)!

 

[DavidOck]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING
IN 2017
when...
1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't
played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who
works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch
with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you
carry in the groceries...
7. Every commercial on television
has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60)
years of your life,
is now a cause for panic,
and you turn around to go and get it .
10. You get up in the morning and go online
before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly
to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on this list .


~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW you're LAUGHING at yourself!
"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
for they shall never cease to be amused!"
------------ ----- ---------

The Mindset List: Class of 2017 List | Beloit College

 

[classwife]

...all sammiches go on sourdough.

 

[2legsshrt]

Ok Mr. Pat...you lost me... what is No.7 ?

Oh wait...could it be ECf rule No. 7?...and I'm being serious, believe it or not...

Nah Kay put up a thing to fight off anxiety and depression with 7 things to do and you were supposed to pay close attention to #7

 

[2legsshrt]

Sorry it was in the Reonauts thread.

 

[2legsshrt]

Pay close attention to point #7, it does make a difference.



Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, and life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.


There!! See? It really does work.

You're smiling already.

 

[oldbroad]

Pay close attention to point #7, it does make a difference.



Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, and life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work.

1. Picture yourself lying on your tummy on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.


There!! See? It really does work.

You're smiling already.

wow...my memory isn't just going...it's gone!!!!

 

[MattB101]

...all sammiches go on sourdough.

Reubens go on marble rye!

 

[2legsshrt]

wow...my memory isn't just going...it's gone!!!!

Don't feel like the lone stranger. Meee tooo. Glad we took a trial run where we have to go in this MH today. Would've gotten on the wrong turn for sure and can't just turn around like in a car. God I hope the AC works good enough to get me there supposed to be 95 today.

 

[classwife]

Reubens go on marble rye!

Ick !

 

[DancingHeretik]

You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you
carry in the groceries...

Of course! If the kids have cellphones, the adults should get something out of it!

 

[2legsshrt]

wow...my memory isn't just going...it's gone!!!!

Don't feel like the lone stranger. Meee tooo. Or did I already say that?