I quit giving out candy some time ago .. since I refuse to contribute to the childhood obiesity epidemic, I attempted to had out guitar picks one year (I'm kidding) and people sneered at me like I had a booger hanging out of my nose .. (maybe I did, who knows) ..
But seriously, I did hand out temp tattoos and cool stickers and folks acted like I was the Grinch that Stole Halloween .. so now, I turn out the lights, retreat to my Man Cave and watch a spooky movie (probably "The Shining" tonight) and sip a good bourbon .. if any of you would like to make a reservation, let me know ..
And yes, it's likely just an excuse to break out the bourbon .. like I need one ..
I thought temp tattoos and stickers were great until we had a scare one year about them being laced with .... Sigh. I used to love it when we got homemade cookies from our neighbors, but even that was ruined by stories of 1-2 sickos out there. That's probably why people looked at you like you were the Grinch that Stole Halloween. I always made the kids dump out their bags so we could inspect what they got. The kids probably knew their parents would throw them away.
