Sept. 1st was my 4-year mark for being completely smoke free thanks to my antifreeze-laced, pesticide-infused, exploding battery, child-targeting with fun-fruity-flavors, exposing-innocent-bystanders-to-toxic-chemicals E-Cig/PV/Hookadoodle!
Woot!
Ok, I fibbed a little... I don't do fun-fruity
QUICK! Get CNN, NBC, CBS, USA Today, & The Huffington Post on the line!
You mean, you SURVIVED THIS LONG??? You're still ALIVE?????? (OMG!!! After reading all the FDA, CDC and ANTZ CRAP, I was just about to throw all my
vaping stuff in the freaking garbage and buy a pack of REAL cigs LEGALLY (enough with this black market, killer e-cig stuff), so I could inhale some real, burning
tobacco & some REAL chemicals!!! How could you be ALIVE after 4 YEARS?????)
Many congrats on your wonderful achievement, you walkin', talkin' medical miracle, you! (I'm right behind you, bringin' up the rear....
)