How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but checks when you say the paint is wet?
I've got 2 joke books on my desk that I've been pulling questions from to keep things fresh Aren't these the same questions from earlier?
Where's the originality?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.