PART 8 -The Official MyVapeJuice Family Room (Crazy Chit Chat Thread - Live LAUGH Love and Vape)

[MoonLit_Water]

looks like a toy

 

[oldbikeguy]

this is the one I got:

Good Morning Yimmi

Sweet nice thing about AZ things don't rust real bad make sure you oil that bad boy up good Max looks kind of dry and if you need a vise Harbor Freight has them at a reasonable price they have a store in Glendale off of 17 if thats close

 

[Reddhott]

looks like a toy

sure does lol

 

[oldbikeguy]

Hi Redd

 

[AG51]

this is a picture of the space shuttle leaving earth taken from the International space station...perspective

looks like a porkipime quill stuck in a celluites buttinski to me

 

[Reddhott]

brrrrrrrrrrr howdy all...naps time!

 

[oldbikeguy]

well I cans tell ya dats I layed dowm fer a nap today and foumd a doggy layin right next to me like a human on da bed whem I wokes up I hads a horribles time tryin ta remoobe da canime and ended up habin ta roll it off da side ub da bed in order to get out myself dats should makes ya smiles a bits Classys

I hope he doesn't snore real loud and keep you awake or slobber on the pillows

 

[Reddhott]

looks like a porkipime quill stuck in a celluites buttinski to me

 

[oldbikeguy]

Some Questions

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

 

[Maxedout]

Sweet nice thing about AZ things don't rust real bad make sure you oil that bad boy up good Max looks kind of dry and if you need a vise Harbor Freight has them at a reasonable price they have a store in Glendale off of 17 if thats close

Yeah, I got to give it a good lube job!
And I picked up one of these today:

 

[Maxedout]

this is a picture of the space shuttle leaving earth taken from the International space station...perspective

Very Cool!
Looks like a tiny bullet shot through a bed of wool.

 

[Maxedout]

The guy gave me one of these with the drill press:

 

[oldbikeguy]

 

[oldbikeguy]

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST
(I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!)


Count every "F" in the following text:


FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.....
(SEE BELOW)



HOW MANY 'F's?


Count them again.


WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke..


READ IT AGAIN !


Really, go back and try to find the 6 'F's before you scroll down.




The reasoning behind this is further down.



The brain cannot process "OF".






FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OFYEARS OFSCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OFYEARS.....


Incredible or what?


Anyone who counts all 6 'F's on the first go is a genius.
If you managed that, you are either a genius ..... or don't have Alzheimer's.
It is your turn to see how many of your friends belong in an old age home!
..



Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your (older!) friends.
It will drive them crazy....
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!

 

[oldbikeguy]

Yeah, I got to give it a good lube job!
And I picked up one of these today:

Those work real good with a few stop bolts the size of your slots if your doing a lot of the same thing,they also help stuff stay put

The guy gave me one of these with the drill press:

Thats a handy one for drilling round stuff

Another thing you might want is an apron they keep the oil spots off your shirts when you use cutting oil

 

[Maxedout]

Another thing you might want is an apron they keep the oil spots off your shirts when you use cutting oil

I also got cutting oil today but didn't think of the apron.

 

[oldbikeguy]

I also got cutting oil today but didn't think of the apron.

I have a few and and a big bottle of shout for when I get in a hurry

 

[oldbikeguy]

Next your going to want a drill doctor worth their weight in gold they are

accessorize before you know it you'll have a machine shop

 

[oldbikeguy]

and that can lead to stuff like building choppers

 

[oliverturtle]

I went into harbor freight yesterday for the first time and the girl said I didn't need anymore tools.
I just laughed at her and told her she was funny.