Perhaps A Little Humor To Brighten Things UP?

[Kona]

I know that that there has been a bit of a damper put on the room, with the language moderating crud as of late, so maybe a bit of humor may be in order.

How about some jokes? Gay themed or not... Stupid is jes fine.

I realize this may push the decency envelope even further, but what the hell... Ain't we all use to livin' on the edge??? 8-o

"A gay man went to see his doctor with a nicotine patch on his penis.
Doc: That's not where you put that.
Man: But Doc, it's working. I'm down to three butts a day!"

An oldie:
Why do gay men have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks!

And for the girls:
What's the difference between a Lesbian and a Triscuit?
Well, one is a snack cracker.

Your turn.

 

[nicowolf]

This is actually a picture of a cigarette vending machine!
http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/members/nicowolf-albums-funny-least-i-think-so-picture92-...-machine-us-people-will-appreciate-double-entendre-here.jpg

 

[deeptrout]

A priest a bishop and a rabbi are all flying on a private jet to a political conference in Sweden. inexplicably the planes engine catches fire and the plane starts to go down
there is a full supply of parachutes allowing everyone to evacuate in an orderly manner

all are rescued safely



sorry i love jokes with no punchline yeah im a dork

:: puffs contentedly on his first new e-cig ::

 

[frogbmth]

I only know one joke and it would get me the banhammer

 

[deeptrout]

Q: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?


A: I forget how it ends but your mother's a ......

 

[deeptrout]

Q: How do you keep a clown from laughing?


A:Hit him in the face with an axe.




I should state in advance that im shamelessly stealing these



Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability


Im also posting them all at once now to avoid spamming the forum since very few people seem to contributing to lightening the mood


Q:How many individuals of a particular group does it take to change a lightbulb?


A:1 to change the lightbulb, and 3 more to indulge in behavior stereotypical of the group to which they belong.

 

[nicowolf]

Shiznit! Now the mods have gone and tapped into my webcam too.

 

[Lika]

I know that that there has been a bit of a damper put on the room, with the language moderating crud as of late, so maybe a bit of humor may be in order.

How about some jokes? Gay themed or not... Stupid is jes fine

WTF? Does that count? I mean for language moderating. I always miss the good stuff. Btw, great jokes Kona

HUHUHUH, hey Beavis, he said penis and ......... huhuhuh

Sorry.... Had a ....-HEAD moment there.

 

[mlady]

Tie Me Up - A Lesbian Joke

One day, a butchie came home and was greeted by her wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
So she tied her up and went fishing.


one more ..
The Bar -

A man is sitting at a bar and see two lovely women across the room. He calls the bartender over and says, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink."
The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good."

The man says, "It doesn't matter, I want to buy those women a drink."

The bartender brings the drinks to the women and they acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. A little while later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink."

The women both reply, "It won't do you any good."

The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?"

The first lady says, "We're lesbians."

The man says, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"

The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick vaginas."

The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."


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