Once upon a time, God decided to find out once and for all which law enforcement officers were the most effective in apprehending suspects. He narrowed the finalists dopwn to a CIA agent, an FBI agent and a Texas police officer.
He had all three peace officers appear at the edge of a dense forest for orientation. He informed all contestants that he would release a rabbit into the forest and whichever peace officer found their rabbit in the shortest period of time would be declared the winner.
The first to try was the CIA agent. God released a rabbit and the agent entered the woods. They conducted interviews with all the forest creatures, set up surveillance cameras in all the trees, and made payoffs to the wolves and foxes.
After weeks of searching, they finally reported back to God that they could not find a rabbit, therefore the rabbit did not exist.
The second officer, the FBI agent, then tried. Immediately after God released their rabbit into the woods, the agent burned the forest to the ground and then advised God that they had apprehended the rabbit, as well as any other fugitives hiding in the forest.
It was now the Texas police officer's turn. God released another rabbit into the woods, and a very few minutes after entering the woods, the officer was seen walking back with a grizzly bear under one arm. Both the bear and the officer were battered and bloody, but the confident Texas officer did have the bear in a secure headlock. And as they approached God, the bear could be heard exclaiming, "All right, all right... I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
He had all three peace officers appear at the edge of a dense forest for orientation. He informed all contestants that he would release a rabbit into the forest and whichever peace officer found their rabbit in the shortest period of time would be declared the winner.
The first to try was the CIA agent. God released a rabbit and the agent entered the woods. They conducted interviews with all the forest creatures, set up surveillance cameras in all the trees, and made payoffs to the wolves and foxes.
After weeks of searching, they finally reported back to God that they could not find a rabbit, therefore the rabbit did not exist.
The second officer, the FBI agent, then tried. Immediately after God released their rabbit into the woods, the agent burned the forest to the ground and then advised God that they had apprehended the rabbit, as well as any other fugitives hiding in the forest.
It was now the Texas police officer's turn. God released another rabbit into the woods, and a very few minutes after entering the woods, the officer was seen walking back with a grizzly bear under one arm. Both the bear and the officer were battered and bloody, but the confident Texas officer did have the bear in a secure headlock. And as they approached God, the bear could be heard exclaiming, "All right, all right... I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
