Maybe he can give my beagle some pointers, he could stand to lose a few lbs himself.
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Maybe he can give my beagle some pointers, he could stand to lose a few lbs himself.
He starts by dropping his ball down 5 steps or so and waddling down to get it over and over ..... 
Sand blasting stuff is on the way... so this is the question, what do you think we should focus on next. We were going to work on a cap for the tinted color tanks, but should we think about CE2's first, I personally don't like them, but we have gotten a bunch of requests????
What are your CE2 plans? Caps that will fit a CE2 base? I like CE2s, but GLVs aren't known for staying upright .....
For your viewing pleasure!
1. willowize >> Oh my gosh, what all do you have stuffed under here. It's you not your husband that I should fear.
2. >> I ran for the door and into the hall, wouldn't you know, I ran into the wall.
3. willowize >> Wait! What's that sound? It's Matadorx with.....what's that in his hand?......butter!
4. tbrinkley >> A car pulled in the drive just then. Next, we heard the creak of the door. And....
5. pchela >> In my haste to make an escape, I tripped on the dog and sealed my fate.
6. pchela >> You grabbed my ankle from under the bed, I screamed like a girl and then you said...
7. tbrinkley >> We tumbled and rolled across the floor. The ...... kicked in; he kept wanting more.
8. tbrinkley >> My heart was pounding. My pulse did race. I groaned like a whale beached on the shore.
9. willowize >> I soon realized it was just your dog thumping his tail. It's cold down here, bet it's warm up there. Scoot on over honey let's
10. kelleymcm >> which immediately gave way and now I find myself halfway to the kitchen
11. kelleymcm >> ,tripped up by the rug ...dazed & confused ...heart pounding & sweating, which exit to use ?
12. MrsCasey >> Turns out that it was just your pup but I've thrown out my back now and I can't get up
13. ManuDawg >> I didn’t know you were married and you are quite the score but I cannot see you anymore
14. Striker911 >> I slipped and was knocked unconscious.
15. MrsCasey >> Now I fear that I am stuck but I've got to go pee can you bring me a cup?
16. ManuDawg >> It was only your sister who's got a nice rack do you mind if she joins us in the sack?
17. ManuDawg >> It was the mailman Hank, he was delivering your Phiniac Tank!
18. MiXoLoGiSt >> Now my .... is very sore!
19. MrsCasey >> I dropped my Phiniac Tank and landed right on top, but these things are da bomb not one scratch from my flop.
20. reddhot54 >> he was up an running in a flash as i hollered wheres my cash!
21. MiXoLoGiSt >> I almost ran out of the door
22. reddhot54 >> bad boy bad boy where ya gonna run when he comes after you!
23. reddhot54 >> do it on the run baby if only for a minute baby lets start messin around
24. MiXoLoGiSt >> Ive never had that happen before
25. starlight682 >> but it was just your roommate who can't knock at the door ...
26. starlight682 >> but it was just the wind, i started to get up and out of the corner of my eye i saw...........
27. starlight682 >> can't blame me for been a little bit jumpy, last time he caught me he darn near shot me !!!
28. kelleymcm >> running,but got tripped up instead
29. tiburonfirst >> give me a hand and pull me out - i feel like a beached whale without a doubt
30. Odium >> But to my surprise it was only your brother, carrying a blow up doll that looked like your mother.
31. Hummingbird >> Ran through the house then outside to see, but no one was there, no one , just me.
32. Hummingbird >> Went to the door and what did I find, another message of a different kind.
33. Odium >> ...But to my surprise, it wasn't your husband at all! just a ten foot giant, scratching his balls!
34. Odium >> But to my surprise, I looked up and saw... Matadorx and Ripple making out in the hall!
35. Hummingbird >> The note on the door said OPEN me PLEASE. And I thought to myself, my love, what a tease!
36. skydragon >> I have to say it was quite hard, but not as hard as.............steel.
37. isbnbook >> Your hubby is my brother, as you well know, and this situation would not make family gatherings fun anymore.
38. skydragon >> When up on the rooftop what did I hear? I don't know but give me a beer.
39. isbnbook >> And grabbed my new gun, I had just bought at the store.
40. isbnbook >> It something you get used to, when your Valentine is a ......
41. skydragon >> Bang, bang, bang! Yes I know that is what you had in mind but someone is at the door!
42. skydragon >> Bang, bang, bang! Yes I know that is what you had in mind but someone is at the door!
43. klynn >> This other guy under here grabbed me. Then I sensed there were more ...
44. klynn >> I felt someone grab me. What the ...? How many more? We're tangled together. Can't get away.
45. BluSwatch >> I ran to the window for a way out ..... but knew I'd be cut, a bloody mess, no doubt.
46. klynn >> Somethin grabbed me. I can't move. We're all tangled together. Could ya please cut us loose?
47. skeevy stevie >> My love, distress no more for it was only the newspaper boy at the door. Our secret is safe with him, he's been here before.
48. BluSwatch >> Did I know you were married? I don't think I did ....... But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
49. BluSwatch >> You cheating little .... I could lose my life! ......... If I wanted this hassel, I'd go back to my wife!
50. skeevy stevie >> Thine spouse walked in with a foul looking grin and said hey babe I'm ready for more.
51. skeevy stevie >> Slinking down on the ground I coaxed him under the bed and got ready for what was was in store.
52. Foggy >> On the landing, which way, left or right? I'd prefer a hot breakfast over a fight.
53. Foggy >> In a flash of inspiration, I called out to him. Happy V Day! I'm your gift, call me Jim!
54. Foggy >> You're married? You witch! You've made me your fool! Whatever your game, It's really not cool!
55. maddogg >> no need to run my dear Blu coz at this moment he has no clue that my love is only for you!
56. maddogg >> run matt and grabyour clothes, get behind the curtains and make sure you hide your freakin toes
57. maddogg >> go out the patio door mrs. dash but please dont forget to leave me my cash!
58. Paislia >> "I'm tired of this crap you pull! You ARE my husband, you stupid Bull!"
59. Paislia >> And THAT'S when I realized. I know it's bizarre; my life had became a full blown fubar.
60. Paislia >> Come, my love! Let us go create reactions Maillard. Hubby's off at Comicon, invoking Picard.
61. karen171 >> Banged my head and now it's sore....get rid of your hubby cause I love you more
62. karen171 >> now I'm tryin to figure how I'm gonna sneak my pete out the door
63. karen171 >> Guess you better tell your hubby you jest aint his no more
64. Psyche >> Well that's just silly, I thought out loud, I murdered my husband, he's in the cellar, under a shroud.
65. mom2fiveboys >> Oh Honey I said, you are just so much fun, I can't wait to love you another year more
66. Psyche >> But under the bed, I found a stange thing, another note and a gold wedding ring.
67. Psyche >> A lump in my throat, I lifted the bedskirt, there was a new note, written in blood on my love's shirt
68. matadorx >> on the floor I found a box, full of nudey mags and sticky socks
69. matadorx >> the door opened up and Wilfred Brimley walked in, "I have Diabeetus" he said with a grin
70. thehangdude >> The bedroom door was flung ajar, And hubby came, fresh from the bar. He disrobed and then he said, Move over, let me in the bed.
71. thehangdude >> My husband home? how could it be? 'Cause I'm a man, I am a "he". My Valentine, was she a "she"?
72. thehangdude >> That is when I heard his truck. If he's been drinking, he'll want to
73. matadorx >> I landed on my woody, and started to groan, like a hotdog in a microwave, it split to the bone
74. Striker911 >> Stepped on a spider
75. Striker911 >> Went for my pants...
76. quittin4thekids >> who'da thought, who'da known, that it really was you and I so long ago who crossed that threshholds door-
77. stitosma >> Don't be so silly, I thought I'd invite 4 more!
78. stitosma >> Forget him and get back in here and give me some more.
79. stitosma >> Don't worry about him, he's bringing 2 more!
80. sdkelly85 >> The door swung open who could it be, your sister licking her lips looking at me
81. sdkelly85 >> Shotgun hammer clicked back ready to hit the pin, Asking forgiveness for all my sins
82. sdkelly85 >> Shotgun hammer clicked back ready to hit the pin, Asking forgiveness for all my sins
1. willowize >> Oh my gosh, what all do you have stuffed under here. It's you not your husband that I should fear.
2. >> I ran for the door and into the hall, wouldn't you know, I ran into the wall.
3. willowize >> Wait! What's that sound? It's Matadorx with.....what's that in his hand?......butter!
4. tbrinkley >> A car pulled in the drive just then. Next, we heard the creak of the door. And....
5. pchela >> In my haste to make an escape, I tripped on the dog and sealed my fate.
6. pchela >> You grabbed my ankle from under the bed, I screamed like a girl and then you said...
7. tbrinkley >> We tumbled and rolled across the floor. The ...... kicked in; he kept wanting more.
8. tbrinkley >> My heart was pounding. My pulse did race. I groaned like a whale beached on the shore.
9. willowize >> I soon realized it was just your dog thumping his tail. It's cold down here, bet it's warm up there. Scoot on over honey let's
10. kelleymcm >> which immediately gave way and now I find myself halfway to the kitchen
11. kelleymcm >> ,tripped up by the rug ...dazed & confused ...heart pounding & sweating, which exit to use ?
12. MrsCasey >> Turns out that it was just your pup but I've thrown out my back now and I can't get up
13. ManuDawg >> I didn’t know you were married and you are quite the score but I cannot see you anymore
14. Striker911 >> I slipped and was knocked unconscious.
15. MrsCasey >> Now I fear that I am stuck but I've got to go pee can you bring me a cup?
16. ManuDawg >> It was only your sister who's got a nice rack do you mind if she joins us in the sack?
17. ManuDawg >> It was the mailman Hank, he was delivering your Phiniac Tank!
18. MiXoLoGiSt >> Now my .... is very sore!
19. MrsCasey >> I dropped my Phiniac Tank and landed right on top, but these things are da bomb not one scratch from my flop.
20. reddhot54 >> he was up an running in a flash as i hollered wheres my cash!
21. MiXoLoGiSt >> I almost ran out of the door
22. reddhot54 >> bad boy bad boy where ya gonna run when he comes after you!
23. reddhot54 >> do it on the run baby if only for a minute baby lets start messin around
24. MiXoLoGiSt >> Ive never had that happen before
25. starlight682 >> but it was just your roommate who can't knock at the door ...
26. starlight682 >> but it was just the wind, i started to get up and out of the corner of my eye i saw...........
27. starlight682 >> can't blame me for been a little bit jumpy, last time he caught me he darn near shot me !!!
28. kelleymcm >> running,but got tripped up instead
29. tiburonfirst >> give me a hand and pull me out - i feel like a beached whale without a doubt
30. Odium >> But to my surprise it was only your brother, carrying a blow up doll that looked like your mother.
31. Hummingbird >> Ran through the house then outside to see, but no one was there, no one , just me.
32. Hummingbird >> Went to the door and what did I find, another message of a different kind.
33. Odium >> ...But to my surprise, it wasn't your husband at all! just a ten foot giant, scratching his balls!
34. Odium >> But to my surprise, I looked up and saw... Matadorx and Ripple making out in the hall!
35. Hummingbird >> The note on the door said OPEN me PLEASE. And I thought to myself, my love, what a tease!
36. skydragon >> I have to say it was quite hard, but not as hard as.............steel.
37. isbnbook >> Your hubby is my brother, as you well know, and this situation would not make family gatherings fun anymore.
38. skydragon >> When up on the rooftop what did I hear? I don't know but give me a beer.
39. isbnbook >> And grabbed my new gun, I had just bought at the store.
40. isbnbook >> It something you get used to, when your Valentine is a ......
41. skydragon >> Bang, bang, bang! Yes I know that is what you had in mind but someone is at the door!
42. skydragon >> Bang, bang, bang! Yes I know that is what you had in mind but someone is at the door!
43. klynn >> This other guy under here grabbed me. Then I sensed there were more ...
44. klynn >> I felt someone grab me. What the ...? How many more? We're tangled together. Can't get away.
45. BluSwatch >> I ran to the window for a way out ..... but knew I'd be cut, a bloody mess, no doubt.
46. klynn >> Somethin grabbed me. I can't move. We're all tangled together. Could ya please cut us loose?
47. skeevy stevie >> My love, distress no more for it was only the newspaper boy at the door. Our secret is safe with him, he's been here before.
48. BluSwatch >> Did I know you were married? I don't think I did ....... But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
49. BluSwatch >> You cheating little .... I could lose my life! ......... If I wanted this hassel, I'd go back to my wife!
50. skeevy stevie >> Thine spouse walked in with a foul looking grin and said hey babe I'm ready for more.
51. skeevy stevie >> Slinking down on the ground I coaxed him under the bed and got ready for what was was in store.
52. Foggy >> On the landing, which way, left or right? I'd prefer a hot breakfast over a fight.
53. Foggy >> In a flash of inspiration, I called out to him. Happy V Day! I'm your gift, call me Jim!
54. Foggy >> You're married? You witch! You've made me your fool! Whatever your game, It's really not cool!
55. maddogg >> no need to run my dear Blu coz at this moment he has no clue that my love is only for you!
56. maddogg >> run matt and grabyour clothes, get behind the curtains and make sure you hide your freakin toes
57. maddogg >> go out the patio door mrs. dash but please dont forget to leave me my cash!
58. Paislia >> "I'm tired of this crap you pull! You ARE my husband, you stupid Bull!"
59. Paislia >> And THAT'S when I realized. I know it's bizarre; my life had became a full blown fubar.
60. Paislia >> Come, my love! Let us go create reactions Maillard. Hubby's off at Comicon, invoking Picard.
61. karen171 >> Banged my head and now it's sore....get rid of your hubby cause I love you more
62. karen171 >> now I'm tryin to figure how I'm gonna sneak my pete out the door
63. karen171 >> Guess you better tell your hubby you jest aint his no more
64. Psyche >> Well that's just silly, I thought out loud, I murdered my husband, he's in the cellar, under a shroud.
65. mom2fiveboys >> Oh Honey I said, you are just so much fun, I can't wait to love you another year more
66. Psyche >> But under the bed, I found a stange thing, another note and a gold wedding ring.
67. Psyche >> A lump in my throat, I lifted the bedskirt, there was a new note, written in blood on my love's shirt
68. matadorx >> on the floor I found a box, full of nudey mags and sticky socks
69. matadorx >> the door opened up and Wilfred Brimley walked in, "I have Diabeetus" he said with a grin
70. thehangdude >> The bedroom door was flung ajar, And hubby came, fresh from the bar. He disrobed and then he said, Move over, let me in the bed.
71. thehangdude >> My husband home? how could it be? 'Cause I'm a man, I am a "he". My Valentine, was she a "she"?
72. thehangdude >> That is when I heard his truck. If he's been drinking, he'll want to
73. matadorx >> I landed on my woody, and started to groan, like a hotdog in a microwave, it split to the bone
74. Striker911 >> Stepped on a spider
75. Striker911 >> Went for my pants...
76. quittin4thekids >> who'da thought, who'da known, that it really was you and I so long ago who crossed that threshholds door-
77. stitosma >> Don't be so silly, I thought I'd invite 4 more!
78. stitosma >> Forget him and get back in here and give me some more.
79. stitosma >> Don't worry about him, he's bringing 2 more!
80. sdkelly85 >> The door swung open who could it be, your sister licking her lips looking at me
81. sdkelly85 >> Shotgun hammer clicked back ready to hit the pin, Asking forgiveness for all my sins
82. sdkelly85 >> Shotgun hammer clicked back ready to hit the pin, Asking forgiveness for all my sins
I hate them as well!
Yes we are, we just need to have the funds to buy them. They will come after the sand blasting!
Our random winner for this evening is ...
48. BluSwatch >> Did I know you were married? I don't think I did ....... But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
48. BluSwatch >> Did I know you were married? I don't think I did ....... But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
I stayed away until the contest was finished as I have won already -- is it?
Congrats to kritter, I think that's whom I saw emerged victorious!!!
Congrats to kritter, I think that's whom I saw emerged victorious!!!
I stayed away until the contest was finished as I have won already -- is it?
Congrats to kritter, I think that's whom I saw emerged victorious!!!
kritter won last night! Blu won tonight.
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