It was a phone commercial, some guy was playing guitar and singing in a pink/white jumpsuit. I have no idea who he was. (looked sort of like Katey Perry's ugly husband. LOL)
Phiniac Pyrex Tank Valentines Contest!
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Thanks ManuDawg - that was yesterday, I think someone new is about to win now.
Ok, now I have to go watch Rocky Horror! lol - it's around here somewhere . . . .
"Oh Janet .... D@mn It .... I Love You!" .....
DON'T get me started quoting this - I have been drinking and WILL get myself banned - LOLOLOL
LOL I used to go watch midnight showings all the time back in the day. (a friend of mine would dress up - I never went that far) LOL
Oh, I was in the stage show - had the whole duffel of props - it was a lifestyle for a bit there - LOLOL
Thanks Phins! I was having a heck of a time coming up with lines tonight.
Planet Schmanet Janet....
Planet Schmanet Janet....
For your viewing pleasure ... BRB!
1. reddhot54 >> and ripped me a new butthole on that darn freakin lid
2. tbrinkley >> The next thing I knew my rump hit the ground. Rover, my dog, to the closet did bound.
3. tbrinkley >> Angry voices I heard barge into the room, and there stood the monster-I mean-mother-in-law on her broom.
4. willowize >> I stood in this cramped little space when suddenly I felt someone touch my face...
5. reddhot54 >> as i crouched in fear i heard a vioce say, well isnt it nice to see you here somehow i knew it would turn out this way
6. willowize >> Phew weee something stinks.....Oh! it must be matadorx's feet
7. reddhot54 >> this cant be happening its all just a dream please somebody pinch me or slap me til i scream
8. RippleInStillWater >> But if I can emerge soon please tell me, the dirty clothes in the hamper are awfully smelly
9. tbrinkley >> "Look dear, my new dress," I emerged from the closet."On sale. Half price. It was such a good deal I caved in and I bought it."
10. maddogg >> slippn an sliden i went and got stuck in that heatin vent
11. maddogg >> now i know this to be true im only here on account of you Blu!
12. maddogg >> i gotta get outta here this just cant be its super bowl sunday and i need my tv
13. willowize >> Checking my watch...oh I can't be late. I gotta get and take Odium's bet!
14. ManuDawg >> Now I have a big question for you my dear, what's with the clown nose and shoes and rubber chicken in here.
15. ManuDawg >> Well sure I'm married to Hank, Ron and Paul but please don't you worry because I love you all!
16. ManuDawg >> But sweetheart i assure you I am not married my first six husbands are all dead and buried.
17. starlight682 >> in the closet hiding in the dark, i pulled out my pv and started to vape....
18. starlight682 >> standing in the closet alone in the dark, i started thinking, i must be crazy to deal with this ....
19. starlight682 >> standing in the closet footsteps drew near, i have to think quick, i have to get out of here
20. stitosma >> Skeletons, skeletons is all I see. Oh no! Is this is what is to become of me?
21. tiburonfirst >> from under the bed to the closet, oh my - with a prayer directed up into the sky! don't let him find me, dear god, i fervently pray - never again, i promise, make him go away!
22. Krispers >> With nothing to comfort me but the smell of your husbands Cool Water for Men
23. Krispers >> With a broken hanger poking me in the rear, I sat and wondered
24. Krispers >> With a copy of Cosmo to keep me entertained, I read about the hottest things to do on Valentines Day
25. RippleInStillWater >> And heard you tell him, "Me you cannot keep, because I have found a RippleInStillWater runs deep!!!
26. Hummingbird >> No one in here. No one out there. OMG, OMG, I forgot I was bare!
27. Hummingbird >> This is not how I planned. No it isn't at all. I think I'll just have to give my Love a call!
28. Hummingbird >> Hide if want to. I'll find you you'll see. And when I do I had better be shouting with glee!
29. skydragon >> Had I only known about the laundry chute.
30. skydragon >> If that's your hubby I'm dead meat. Why didn't you tell me you are just in heat?
31. skydragon >> Now in the closet I hide. Along with the other ten guys.
32. Paislia >> There's no one else here you paranoid ox, hey whatchya got there, say what's in that box?
33. Paislia >> And as I was feeling around in here, I came up with a few questions my dear . . .
34. klynn >> I did use the bathroom! I put down the lid!
35. klynn >> I was goin' so fast, I knocked down the door. Now I'm stuck in the wall, and I'm hearin' strange noises ...
36. klynn >> I think I broke something ... I can't move at all. Could ya bring me my Phiniac tank ... the one that is tall?
37. Odium >> When suddenly I felt a sharp pain to my head! Out went the lights and I was sure I was dead!...
38. Odium >> When suddenly I felt a sharp pain to my head! Out went the lights and I was sure I was dead!...
39. Odium >> When suddenly I felt a sharp pain to my head! Out went the lights and I was sure I was dead!...
40. pchela >> I felt something furry in the closet's dark, then I heard a growl and a healthy bark
41. pchela >> I hid in fear and peeked out the crack, but instead of a man I saw a woman's back
42. pchela >> I mustered my courage for my manhood's sake, got ready to fight, then realized, "I'm naked!"
43. isbnbook >> I stood there surrounded by six other men, they were all ancient with grizzled beards and grey hair.
44. isbnbook >> I squeezed in between all the leather whips, metal chains and some rubber devises I can not and will not name.
45. isbnbook >> That is when and where I found the million dollars that you had hid.
46. Foggy >> "False alarm!" You cried out, "It's only my brother! You're my one love. There isn't another!"
47. Foggy >> I hear footsteps approach on the stair, Then realize my pants are still on the chair!
48. Foggy >> In walks some dude dressed up as cupid, This morning has me wondering if I'm still lucid.
49. matadorx >> I peered through the louver as I sat all alone, I watched them make love as I played with my bone
50. matadorx >> While in the closet I had to go #2, but I have to stay hidden, so I just filled up a shoe
51. Karmachine >> dodging for cover as he roars "You are sleeping with the glass blower you filthy ....."
52. matadorx >> I found a gun in the closet, so I load and get ready, I jumped out and killed them all, turning brains to confetti
53. karen171 >> Lo and behold sneaky pete was in there an also your old dog, Squid
54. karen171 >> How could I know that your father was there, I thought he was in Madrid
55. karen171 >> I wrapped up in an old raincoat and it was there that I hid
56. stitosma >> I made it in time,my heart all aflutter. Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
57. stitosma >> That was close, I almost slipped. Iwas trying to be quiet but let a big one rip.
58. ManuDawg >> Imagine my surprise when I saw two other naked guys!!!
59. MrsCasey >> I must say my goodbyes and tell you it's over, because you are a cheatin dog a real Rover.
60. MrsCasey >> So my dear though I love you I must tell you that we're through because cheating on your spouse is something you should not do.
61. Paislia >> Found your flask and got to drinkin', forgive my abruptness but this closet is STINKIN'!! Sorry but I gotta go - I'm gonna york out in the snow.
62. Psyche >> And I have to ask, how many shoes do you need?
63. Psyche >> And behind that door, what do I see, There was Dr. Frank-N-Furter grinning at me,
1. reddhot54 >> and ripped me a new butthole on that darn freakin lid
2. tbrinkley >> The next thing I knew my rump hit the ground. Rover, my dog, to the closet did bound.
3. tbrinkley >> Angry voices I heard barge into the room, and there stood the monster-I mean-mother-in-law on her broom.
4. willowize >> I stood in this cramped little space when suddenly I felt someone touch my face...
5. reddhot54 >> as i crouched in fear i heard a vioce say, well isnt it nice to see you here somehow i knew it would turn out this way
6. willowize >> Phew weee something stinks.....Oh! it must be matadorx's feet
7. reddhot54 >> this cant be happening its all just a dream please somebody pinch me or slap me til i scream
8. RippleInStillWater >> But if I can emerge soon please tell me, the dirty clothes in the hamper are awfully smelly
9. tbrinkley >> "Look dear, my new dress," I emerged from the closet."On sale. Half price. It was such a good deal I caved in and I bought it."
10. maddogg >> slippn an sliden i went and got stuck in that heatin vent
11. maddogg >> now i know this to be true im only here on account of you Blu!
12. maddogg >> i gotta get outta here this just cant be its super bowl sunday and i need my tv
13. willowize >> Checking my watch...oh I can't be late. I gotta get and take Odium's bet!
14. ManuDawg >> Now I have a big question for you my dear, what's with the clown nose and shoes and rubber chicken in here.
15. ManuDawg >> Well sure I'm married to Hank, Ron and Paul but please don't you worry because I love you all!
16. ManuDawg >> But sweetheart i assure you I am not married my first six husbands are all dead and buried.
17. starlight682 >> in the closet hiding in the dark, i pulled out my pv and started to vape....
18. starlight682 >> standing in the closet alone in the dark, i started thinking, i must be crazy to deal with this ....
19. starlight682 >> standing in the closet footsteps drew near, i have to think quick, i have to get out of here
20. stitosma >> Skeletons, skeletons is all I see. Oh no! Is this is what is to become of me?
21. tiburonfirst >> from under the bed to the closet, oh my - with a prayer directed up into the sky! don't let him find me, dear god, i fervently pray - never again, i promise, make him go away!
22. Krispers >> With nothing to comfort me but the smell of your husbands Cool Water for Men
23. Krispers >> With a broken hanger poking me in the rear, I sat and wondered
24. Krispers >> With a copy of Cosmo to keep me entertained, I read about the hottest things to do on Valentines Day
25. RippleInStillWater >> And heard you tell him, "Me you cannot keep, because I have found a RippleInStillWater runs deep!!!
26. Hummingbird >> No one in here. No one out there. OMG, OMG, I forgot I was bare!
27. Hummingbird >> This is not how I planned. No it isn't at all. I think I'll just have to give my Love a call!
28. Hummingbird >> Hide if want to. I'll find you you'll see. And when I do I had better be shouting with glee!
29. skydragon >> Had I only known about the laundry chute.
30. skydragon >> If that's your hubby I'm dead meat. Why didn't you tell me you are just in heat?
31. skydragon >> Now in the closet I hide. Along with the other ten guys.
32. Paislia >> There's no one else here you paranoid ox, hey whatchya got there, say what's in that box?
33. Paislia >> And as I was feeling around in here, I came up with a few questions my dear . . .
34. klynn >> I did use the bathroom! I put down the lid!
35. klynn >> I was goin' so fast, I knocked down the door. Now I'm stuck in the wall, and I'm hearin' strange noises ...
36. klynn >> I think I broke something ... I can't move at all. Could ya bring me my Phiniac tank ... the one that is tall?
37. Odium >> When suddenly I felt a sharp pain to my head! Out went the lights and I was sure I was dead!...
38. Odium >> When suddenly I felt a sharp pain to my head! Out went the lights and I was sure I was dead!...
39. Odium >> When suddenly I felt a sharp pain to my head! Out went the lights and I was sure I was dead!...
40. pchela >> I felt something furry in the closet's dark, then I heard a growl and a healthy bark
41. pchela >> I hid in fear and peeked out the crack, but instead of a man I saw a woman's back
42. pchela >> I mustered my courage for my manhood's sake, got ready to fight, then realized, "I'm naked!"
43. isbnbook >> I stood there surrounded by six other men, they were all ancient with grizzled beards and grey hair.
44. isbnbook >> I squeezed in between all the leather whips, metal chains and some rubber devises I can not and will not name.
45. isbnbook >> That is when and where I found the million dollars that you had hid.
46. Foggy >> "False alarm!" You cried out, "It's only my brother! You're my one love. There isn't another!"
47. Foggy >> I hear footsteps approach on the stair, Then realize my pants are still on the chair!
48. Foggy >> In walks some dude dressed up as cupid, This morning has me wondering if I'm still lucid.
49. matadorx >> I peered through the louver as I sat all alone, I watched them make love as I played with my bone
50. matadorx >> While in the closet I had to go #2, but I have to stay hidden, so I just filled up a shoe
51. Karmachine >> dodging for cover as he roars "You are sleeping with the glass blower you filthy ....."
52. matadorx >> I found a gun in the closet, so I load and get ready, I jumped out and killed them all, turning brains to confetti
53. karen171 >> Lo and behold sneaky pete was in there an also your old dog, Squid
54. karen171 >> How could I know that your father was there, I thought he was in Madrid
55. karen171 >> I wrapped up in an old raincoat and it was there that I hid
56. stitosma >> I made it in time,my heart all aflutter. Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
57. stitosma >> That was close, I almost slipped. Iwas trying to be quiet but let a big one rip.
58. ManuDawg >> Imagine my surprise when I saw two other naked guys!!!
59. MrsCasey >> I must say my goodbyes and tell you it's over, because you are a cheatin dog a real Rover.
60. MrsCasey >> So my dear though I love you I must tell you that we're through because cheating on your spouse is something you should not do.
61. Paislia >> Found your flask and got to drinkin', forgive my abruptness but this closet is STINKIN'!! Sorry but I gotta go - I'm gonna york out in the snow.
62. Psyche >> And I have to ask, how many shoes do you need?
63. Psyche >> And behind that door, what do I see, There was Dr. Frank-N-Furter grinning at me,
Oh those are great i am cracking up good entry's everyone !!!!
oh and matadorx you need to write a twisted and sick poems book, i think it would be great !!!!
oh and matadorx you need to write a twisted and sick poems book, i think it would be great !!!!
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