Pimp your portable vaporizer. (Contest)

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Does this count for the "o my god you vape that in public" part of the contest!

It has good stamina for the batteries!

Holds 30ml of juice (thicker works better)

Fits comfortably in your palms!

Really performs well with long, slow draws on the mouthpiece.

The fiance cant get enough of this one either at home or in the parking lot at the mall.
 
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Does this count for the "o my god you vape that in public" part of the contest!

It has good stamina for the batteries!

Holds 30ml of juice (thicker works better)

Fits comfortably in your palms!

Really performs well with long, slow draws on the mouthpiece.

The fiance cant get enough of this one either at home or in the parking lot at the mall.


And does it make any interesting sounds? Kind of a buzzing noise? It's certainly a devise to address an "oral" fixation...:D
 

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Does this count for the "o my god you vape that in public" part of the contest!

I am going to regret commenting on this one...

How long does it last?
Do you have to suck it hard?
Guess it is safer... safer than sex?
If you smoke that on an airplane, are you part of the mile-high club?
Do they have that in a model for men... who like ladies?
What is that model called? The longer-totem?
I don't think I would feel comfortable using that in a bar!
Does that come with one of those "Shake generators", for extra power?
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Ok, I am done...

I don't think that qualifies... unless you actually show the, dare I say, "vaporizer stuffed inside". (Ouch)

Though, I guess that is pimped... well, part of a pimp!
 
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I am going to regret commenting on this one...

How long does it last?
Do you have to suck it hard?
Guess it is safer... safer than sex?
If you smoke that on an airplane, are you part of the mile-high club?
Do they have that in a model for men... who like ladies?
What is that model called? The longer-totem?
I don't think I would feel comfortable using that in a bar!
Does that come with one of those "Shake generators", for extra power?
NightStar Flashlight - 1

Ok, I am done...

I don't think that qualifies... unless you actually show the, dare I say, "vaporizer stuffed inside". (Ouch)

Though, I guess that is pimped... well, part of a pimp!

To answer your questions ( as per the ol' ladies experience with it):
Stamina varies...she thinks that a little bit of beer seems to help.
Suck as gently or aggresively as you want.
Safe...depends who else has vaped it.
Mile-high club; Freeway club; Bathroom in the pub club...it all passes!
The "hetero-male" model is not so user friendly. The button can be hard to find and it seems to only warm-up when it wants to :lol:
The model is the "Totem-pole 6 inch"...but when measured its actually only a wee bit over 5 inches...does size really matter?!
Depends on the bar..."Redneck" or "Downtown San Francisco"
Yes it "Shakes"...I am assuming that it's to keep the liquids in the 2 bottle dispensers from settling.

As an FYI...the juice that came in the package doesnt vape too well...any liquid reviews on the "K-Y Freshmint" liquid yet?
 

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The model is the "Totem-pole 6 inch"...but when measured its actually only a wee bit over 5 inches...does size really matter?!


Is it a pee wee?

Can you turn it into a loong totem if you rub it a bit?

And, it's not the size that matters, it's the throat hit when you use it...:shock:
 

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Is it a pee wee?

Can you turn it into a loong totem if you rub it a bit?

And, it's not the size that matters, it's the throat hit when you use it...:shock:

They call it "The caucasian" model on some sites...there are other colors that are bigger :rolleyes:
Carefull when doing any rubbing...for some reason it causes one big VAPE and then it seems to go limp (as far as vaping). If that happens, put it back to recharge the batteries...usually 2 to 3 hours.
 

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Carefull when doing any rubbing...for some reason it causes one big VAPE and then it seems to go limp (as far as vaping). If that happens, put it back to recharge the batteries...usually 2 to 3 hours.


Oh man, I hate when that happens.....I gotta have a PV I can suck on all night long.......:p
 

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Oh I am, just not interested in the inane drivel here. ;)
I have a PV that's gonna make the Archbishop Don Magic Juan proud.:D

Part of the sport is the BS and smack-talk... If you are just in it to win... where is the fun in that!

Think of it like a science fair... It doesn't matter if you invent a better mouse-trap, or an electric toilet-paper dispenser, or a fart-powered toilet flusher... It is all about the presentation, the objective, and a little about the looks.

Archbishop Don Magic Juan is not a judge... :D
 
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