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whodat2112

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Down in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, Boudreaux gets a job with BP helping with the cleanup of the Gulf oil spill. He reports for work and is told to speak to a supervisor about his assignment.

He finds the man and asks, "What it is I supposed to do?"

The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean the pelicans.

Two hours later, Boudreaux comes up to the supervisor and says, "Okay, dey all cleaned. You want me to cook some rice??
 

whodat2112

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oliverturtle

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Well I'll tell ya Ollie, I've had better mowin days :laugh: Raimed on me seberal times so I gibbed up :laugh: I ain't gots no beer butts I sippin some coffees rite now wiff a Spearmint vape
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I started Moonies birfday present butts I dunno bout dis one :laugh: Oops, I prollys shouldn't habe saids dat :facepalm: Oh yes, it's bootifuls :D......*cough cough*

Oh boy! I bet Moon will be excited! Will you blow some rain my way please.
 

whodat2112

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys, Michelle was waiting outside the mens room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher, Michelle said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help........'
 

whodat2112

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
 

whodat2112

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Boudreaux is taking a plane trip for the first time in his life, and is just a little nervous. Not too long after they take off, the pilot is making the usual welcome announcements over the PA system. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain. I would like to welcome you aboard Tree Top Airlines. We are flying non-stop from New Orleans to Los Angeles, and I expect a smooth and uneventful flight. Just sit back and enjoy the - - - OH MY GOD !!!"

Then . . . nothing but silence. A minute later, the pilot comes over the PA again, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you back there, but the stewardess had brought me a hot cup of coffee and accidently spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

Boudreaux, breathing a huge sigh of relief, tells the passenger next to him,
"Mais, dat ain't nothing, you should see the back of mine!"
 

AG51

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Aggie,
I have noticed your signature and I think it is a lot of the MVP Holders that you make, I cannot see them because they are too small and I'm old.


Is there anyway you can post them so we can see more of you art? I will owe you fibe buckers. I hope so. Please, I will do a dance for you.

Sure Wifeys fer you I will do just dats :laugh: Here ya go

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And here's da boxes dat are below the mVP's. Wood burned :D

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yiddleboge6

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RESET!!!!!

(Game started 6/23 @ 11:38 AM EDT)

As of Tuesday 6/24 @ 9:30 PM EDT
Spring into Summer -- Round #12
Pick 4 number(s) from 401 - 800

Please include the round number with your picks!
and
DO NOT CLICK ON THE BOARD



1....JUST one set of pickins per round

Check the board for available numbers:
Link to Gotvapes Game Board!

Colored cells are taken.
Winning number(s) are chosen via Random.org at game end.

The Prize:
JustFog Maxi-II and a bottle of FluxNectar

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A 'liked' post does not mean you've got that number (or that you yourself are even liked). The first person to pick a number gets that number whether it's marked on the board or not. When we 'Like' your picks that means one of the five helpers are marking them on the board. If there are any mistakes/conflicts, we will reply to your post. So check back a while after you pick to see if we noted any problems.


*Please do not edit your pick posts.

*If someone already took your number, or an error was made, please wait for a helper to post the error. Please "Reply With Quote" to the helper's post with your new pick.


* These are simple rules that MUST be followed. Failure to follow these 3 MAIN rules will result in the current round picks null and void and a "round timeout".....NO EXCEPTIONS


A helper will announce a new round of picks at random times, so check back often and keep track of what round you've already made picks in.

Rounds may last anywhere from 16 seconds to 36 hours based solely on our whim. There are no rules. Life is unfair. Good luck!

We call it a "reset" when we go into a new round. You still keep all of your previous picks. If you miss a round you do not get to back and make up picks. You can make 1 set of picks for the current round ONLY

The game ends sometime Saturday afternoon/evening. We then announce the winning pick.

Play to win! There will be no PIFing of number picks. The winner of any contest can PIF the prize if they choose to do so Here.

ALL Birthday Poopies will get additional picks on their ECF listed Birthday :w00t: (1 birthday per year please :D)

Theses aren't rules (but they really are). They are guidance (that must be followed). And they may change at any time. Without prior notice. Maybe even without ensuing notice.
 
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