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For example did you know that it has been illegal to make zombies in Haiti since the early 19th century?

A law that seems to condemn zombie creation went into effect in Haiti in 1835. Article 246 of the Haitian Penal Code classifies the administration of a substance that creates a prolonged period of lethargy without causing death as attempted murder. If the substance causes the appearance of death and results in the burial of the victim, the act is classified as murder.

Taken from HowStuffWorks "How Zombies Work"

 

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Zombie Hub, Net of the living dead.

http://www.superpages.com/supertips/zombie-facts.html

There's just too much to list separately!!

 

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Zombie Hub, Net of the living dead.

Zombie Facts You Need to Know | Zombies SuperTips

There's just too much to list separately!!

Hahahaha! I liked this part:
Zombie Healthcare

Will zombies be covered by the pending healthcare reform? At this time, no one knows for certain. However many have speculated that provisions for zombies could very well be included if special interest groups get their way. Helen Back, a spokesperson for the American Association for Undead People said, “insurance companies classify zombiism as a pre-existing condition and routinely discriminate against the undead. Our organization will not support any reform that fails to address this injustice.” A spokesperson for the Obama administration has said that “the term ‘universal’ would, by definition, include zombies,” but opponents accuse the administration of pandering to the zombie vote.

 

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We got Zombie Lobbyists for Zombie Healthcare?!!

 

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Worcestershire sauce can cause zombyism or Pink Eye!

 

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..... classifies the administration of a substance that creates a prolonged period of lethargy without causing death as attempted murder...."

So someone could go to jail for giving me large quantities of chocolate? That's just not right.

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[/SIZE][FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The official medical report released by the Center for Disease Control states that the life cycle of a typical reanimated person is up to 90 days. Then generally atrophy, rigor mortis and decay become too disabilitating even for a reanimator. They simply lose the means to move. They still retain basic motor skills and a pavlovian response to stimulation, but the body as a vehicle for the brain, gives out. Once the body has stopped functioning, the brain will deteriorate rapidly. It will 're die' within a matter of days.[/FONT]

 

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So all those people in all those zombie movies would have had to just survive for 3 months without getting bit or eaten and all the zombies would've died again anyways? Boy, I betcha all those people are feeling kind of dumb right about now!

Holy, Expiration Date, Batman!

 

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Nature Untamed | Zombie Alligators | Photos | Image: One of the many dead alligators in Florida lies on the surface of the water - National Geographic Channel

Now, the swamps are even more deadly.

 

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Or undeadly..