Precise ELA Telescoping Mod by Super-T!

[rojo]

Oh. Hey, I've got a joke. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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[raqball]

Q: How many weight lifters does it take to unscrew a light bulb?

A: 5.. One to unscrew the bulb and four to stand around saying "you look huge dude, you look huge"

 

[vaptamist]

What's brown and sticky?


A stick.

Edit: I'll see myself out.

 

[raqball]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a beer is.. The bartender says "for you, no charge!"

 

[rojo]

Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have an H2O please."

The second one says "I'll have an H2O, too." The second one died.

One atom says to another, "dude! I think I just lost an electron."

The second one says, "whoa, are you sure?"

The first one says, "yeah, I'm positive."

Q: what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: a stick.

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[Magic Dragon Puff]

Father "Son, hand me the newspaper"
Son "Daaad, the paper is soooo obsolete these days, here - read it on my iPad"
WHAM! "That fly never knew what hit him"

 

[vaptamist]

Maybe we should make Super Terrible Pun Thread.

 

[vaptamist]

Q: Where does the king keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies.

 

[Magic Dragon Puff]

Maybe we should make Super Terrible Pun Thread.

Horse walks into the bar, bartender says "why such a long face"

 

[rojo]

Horse walks into the bar, bartender says "why such a long face"

Bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a..."

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"...a beer."

Bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

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[jasl90]

A kid is dressed as pirate on Halloween. He goes to the first house. When a woman answers the door she says, "Oh, a pirate! Where are your buccaneers?"
The kid replays, "Under my buckin hat..."

 

[Magic Dragon Puff]

I'm upsizing on my man purse, don't like the idea of being size limited to all tools and no toys. Been searching far and wide for the most manly one I could find, I think this one fits the bill. I can't see a girlyman toting this thing around, what do you think?

 

[rojo]

Use a lunch box. Nobody will think twice about the manliness of your purse if it's a lunch box.

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[anavidfan]

It looks very scholarly, or Professor like. I like it , nice and functional.

 

[anavidfan]

Use a lunch box. Nobody will think twice about the manliness of your purse if it's a lunch box.

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Unless it has Bobby Sherman on it.

This is was my lunch box,( not this actual one) but I got in trouble. I have about 8 of various sizes , should put my vape stuff in it, or just fill them with the actual stuff.

 

[DrApex]

Where is that bag for sale?

Sent from my mobile. Ignore typos please.

 

[anavidfan]

Nevermind it had too much silly stuff, not really manly, especially the male models, sorry, It was the leather goods from Antiqua that was cool.


http://www.antigualeather.com/

 

[rojo]

My vape bag is an AmSouth Bank lunch bag cube I got as swag at a commuter fair at the college where I work I think. I've got a couple others I picked up at yard sales here and there for a quarter. Now that I ponder the matter, I might ought to dig through my lunch bags and migrate my gear. This AmSouth bag is getting a little decrepit.

The stuff I don't use regularly stays in a tackle box.

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[Freckle]

I can't believe you people carry murses (man purses). I am a woman and I hate a purse. If it can't fit in my husbands pocket, I don't need it. LOL

 

[rojo]

I don't. I carry a lunch bag. Man card still valid.

But I only carry it to work. A full Kayfun tank and a spare battery are enough to last several hours away from home.

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