ProVarinati Deaddog Saloon

[Southern Tina]

You just want a kitten by Ed and that's it? Oh the humanity of it all.

When the little kitten asks who the daddy is what are you going to tell it?

Kitten can have multiple "kitty daddies". It's true


Tina in sunny FL

 

[EddardinWinter]

You just want a kitten by Ed and that's it? Oh the humanity of it all.

When the little kitten asks who the daddy is what are you going to tell it?

The Ocelot and I already have that arrangement...there has been some trouble.

 

[serenity21899]

ProVape now has their own ProRing:

ProVari Tank Ring

 

[RebelGolfer72]

Hmmmm Jrenae is single...and wants kittens... Edd is single and his avatar is a big kitty..... And she would meet our approval...and she does want a ProVari...Edd has a ProVari (or more...). Just kidding kids, I wouldn't try and fix anyone up

On a side note, I could imagine a ProVarinati pickup at a bar:
PV: come home with me and I'll let you try my ProVari
Date:what's a ProVari?
PV: this long, thin tube with a rechargeable battery that delivers a stable power to....
Date (cutting off the last sentence): ummmm that is ok, I think I'll pass!
PV: you really don't know what you are missing out on! Just wait until you put my kayfun between your lips, and taste my ejuice!
Date(after throwing drink in the ProVarinati's face, and delivering a nice hard slap): Leave me alone, FREAK!


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[EddardinWinter]

Hmmmm Jrenae is single...and wants kittens... Edd is single and his avatar is a big kitty..... And she would meet our approval...and she does want a ProVari...Edd has a ProVari (or more...). Just kidding kids, I wouldn't try and fix anyone up

On a side note, I could imagine a ProVarinati pickup at a bar:
PV: come home with me and I'll let you try my ProVari
Date:what's a ProVari?
PV: this long, thin tube with a rechargeable battery that delivers a stable power to....
Date (cutting off the last sentence): ummmm that is ok, I think I'll pass!
PV: you really don't know what you are missing out on! Just wait until you put my Kayfun between your lips, and taste my ejuice!
Date(after throwing drink in the ProVarinati's face, and delivering a nice hard slap): Leave me alone, FREAK!


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I find it's best just to show them my hardware, rather than explaining it. One they see it, they usually like it, and are eager to explore it.



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ProVape now has their own ProRing:

ProVari Tank Ring

Thanks for the heads up.

Order placed.

 

[jrenae4]

I find it's best just to show them my hardware, rather than explaining it. One they see it, they usually like it, and are eager to explore it.



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HAHAHA Seriously dying over here!

 

[EddardinWinter]

I have killed the thread... It wasn't that bad, was it?

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[Zbeast08]

True enough. However, I would view posting pictures of my dates onto a public forum as a total invasion of their privacy, unless I asked them first...and that would be super-weird....

Edd: So, before we go out, there is this group called the ProVarinati I need to show your picture to.
Amber: What? ProVariannis? Like the sandwiches?
Edd: (shakes his head) No, darlin', it's this group of online friends I have, they want to live vicariously through me. They are called the ProVarinati! You know, like the Illuminati, but we all vape ProVari.
Amber: What are you talking about?
Edd: You see, me and the Ocelot came up with this cool name for our group...and well we call ourselves The Provarinati, and we have these cool Latin phrases we use.
Amber: What the hell is an Ocelot?
Edd: Well she is actually a girl, but we are friends, but her Avatar is an Ocelot. I am actually a Lion on the site we go to, so we get along well.
Amber: That sounds really weird, Edd. Why would I want my picture viewed by the group?
Edd: Well they want to see who I am dating cause I talk about my dates to them...
(click) (Dialtone)

That was some funny shiznit! I just had a good eternal laugh! When I laugh out loud, literally, I then engage in a similar conversation with my wife and get weird looks!! Gotta love it!


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[Southern Tina]

Please, if he could do that himself...he'd never leave the house.

 

[Aaron Kestler]

I wonder if he'd give himself the courtesy tap?

 

[CrimsonJack]

True enough. However, I would view posting pictures of my dates onto a public forum as a total invasion of their privacy, unless I asked them first...and that would be super-weird....

Edd: So, before we go out, there is this group called the ProVarinati I need to show your picture to.
Amber: What? ProVariannis? Like the sandwiches?
Edd: (shakes his head) No, darlin', it's this group of online friends I have, they want to live vicariously through me. They are called the ProVarinati! You know, like the Illuminati, but we all vape ProVari.
Amber: What are you talking about?
Edd: You see, me and the Ocelot came up with this cool name for our group...and well we call ourselves The Provarinati, and we have these cool Latin phrases we use.
Amber: What the hell is an Ocelot?
Edd: Well she is actually a girl, but we are friends, but her Avatar is an Ocelot. I am actually a Lion on the site we go to, so we get along well.
Amber: That sounds really weird, Edd. Why would I want my picture viewed by the group?
Edd: Well they want to see who I am dating cause I talk about my dates to them...
(click) (Dialtone)

In actuality I believe the (click) (Dialtone) comes directly after the "I have a group of online friends". Never reveal the inner nerd before they are good and hooked, in my experience.

 

[CrimsonJack]

I find it's best just to show them my hardware, rather than explaining it. One they see it, they usually like it, and are eager to explore it.

Nearly snorted Pepsi all over my keyboard on this one, thanks alot, Lion!

 

[CrimsonJack]

It's cold? It's 80 here. Just sayin. It's almost pool time.

All these folks praying for the end of winter, and here I am, staring at the calendar in sheer dread of the return of summer. The grass is always greener.

 

[kbf101998]

All these folks praying for the end of winter, and here I am, staring at the calendar in sheer dread of the return of summer. The grass is always greener.

I prefer winter over the hot, sticky, bug filled, weed sprouting, summer

 

[CrimsonJack]

I prefer winter over the hot, sticky, bug filled, weed sprouting, summer

Amen to that. Add in the daily afternoon torrential downpour we get in these parts, that you would think would cool it down some but merely turn the whole world into a miserable sauna. Oh, and the hurricanes. Those are lovely. Freakin' Florida.

 

[ScandaLeX]

Speaking of winter, it just started snowing again.

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[CrimsonJack]

Speaking of winter, it just started snowing again.

I just noticed you're in Philly, gotta have you express me some sammiches some time! These southerners can brag all they want about "down-home cookin'", but I haven't had a decent cheesesteak, pizza, or chinese food in YEARS.

 

[naturecannon]

The usual buckets of rain and wind here. As I get older the season and time goes by faster. In no time we will be outside working as the sun beats down on us complaining its too hot!!

We Started to plan our mini budget vacation (cheap airfare) today. A few 3 days or so in Vegas and then of to the San Fran area for another week and a half. I think half of a week visiting wifes girlfriend The sick part is..... I was actually thinking about planning our motel location in a strategic vantage point to hit local vape shops. I even thought about finding one around the block so I could sneak off to it without the wife knowing.

To top it off... as I sat here talking vacation plans with the wife, I vaped on my Russian (which was a ninja Purchase) and she never noticed nor said a word. I think I am in the clear on that one, gold ol cash leaves no vape trails.