When I ordered my Prodigy, they said it would be two weeks before it shipped. Seven days later I got the shipping confirmation and two days after that it arrived (today). That's seven full days of blissful anticipation and waiting that I don't get to enjoy, damn-it I'm peeved. Now instead of that tingling feeling of expectancy, I merely have that dull sense of satisfaction from a well-made purchase. Yeah-Yeah, everything is true. It hits great at five volts and you don't have to change the batteries every other puff. BORING. I need something to complain about and Puresmoker is not meeting my need. What is to be done? I demand satisfaction.