Public health announcement...

[Xobeloot]

So...

If you ever start feeling dizzy for no apparent reason, get your ears checked immediately.

I pulled this out of a soldiers ear today

Yep... You are seeing correctly. It is a dead cockroach.




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[vsummer1]

That is amazingly gross



and huge, how could one not FEEL that thing in there?!

 

[Xobeloot]

yeah it is.

 

[Filthy-Beast]

Damn that's just wrong. Especially since I've been slightly dizzy for a few days but know it's a sinus issue.

 

[nerak]

I just had a shiver all up and down my body!

Holy CRAP! That had to cause a little discomfort!

I can't look at it any more!

 

[tfnc]

I thought it was on of the first coils i built in my old protank after i ran too much vanilla through it lol j/k. That is very very gross btw!

 

[ltrainer]

Ha fooled me. I thought it was Keith Richards.

 

[Treebeard]

Ha fooled me. I thought it was Keith Richards.

That cracked me up. I'll be laughing for days.

 

[Matthee]

I thought it was Pdib.....

 

[Xobeloot]

It's actually Ozzy after a show at MSG

 

[Treebeard]

xobeloot, you sure that isn't monkey poo?

 

[custom-classic]

Damn that's just wrong. Especially since I've been slightly dizzy for a few days but know it's a sinus issue.

Or is it???

 

[ChrisEU]

How did this thing get there without him noticing? It must have died in his ear...
I need mind bleach now.

 

[Xobeloot]

not sure. must have gone in and died while he was asleep. He had an impacted block (more like boulder) of wax against his eardrum. After flushing away most of the wax, I found that little fella fossilized in there

 

[yolo_]

eeeeeeeeeeeek

 

[lizardnipples]

The real question is, did it have nipples...

earwaxroachnipples...perfect ECF name for someone.

 

[Crash Moses]

And the worst part is...it laid eggs!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[lizardnipples]

And the worst part is...it laid eggs!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Man, that's gross! I'd want to hook up a garden hose to my head somehow.

 

[Xobeloot]

Man, that's gross! I'd want to hook up a garden hose to my head somehow.

pretty close. I ran 1000ml of pressurized saline into his ear before I found that little treasure!

 

[Crash Moses]

pretty close. I ran 1000ml of pressurized saline into his ear before I found that little treasure!

Did you get all the eggs out?