PV and Atty Abuse Reporting Thread

[Eekaa Chu]

Lol
Actually those weren't MY atties hidden there.


Still ain't giving back the nightie OR the boots.

Your honor! The presence of the former defendant Mr. Lox in the courtroom today is a travesty! I have personally been stalked and traumatized by this man. Besides, his courtroom attire is utterly inappropriate! I mean, that nightie doesn't even go with those boots! I ask that this distraction be removed post haste.
At least make him stop sniffing those attys, we all know where they've been.

 

[bonniegirl]

Your Honor
My partner Eekachu is correct regarding former defdendant ..One Lox. He is clearly disturbed and has been found insane but was released of any responsibility due to swedishfishidy. We ask that he be removed from the courtroom as the nightie is revealing..well....the places where he hides the attys.....and it is horrid....simply horrid and could cause a shark attack. I do see them circling atm and it is not a good thing for the jury to be frightened.

Awaiting your rulings your honor.

 

[loxmythe]

Jealousy is an ugly thing. Can I help it if I look soooo much better in the nightie and boots?!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

 

[zbasspro]

LMAOOOOO.. yall just aint right! the whole lot of u!

 

[Lorizgal]

LMAOOOOO.. yall just aint right! the whole lot of u!

I agree with that statement, Y'all aint right, just aint right.

 

[bonniegirl]

Is it better to be right or to seek justice for ALL?
This job is a tough one and very dirty but hey.....someone's gotta do it.

Justice prevails....The pursuit of liberty and the freedom to vape.

And...well.....boredom is bordering on insanity....just sayin....it is....it really is..........

Back to study my briefs....where are they?....*rifling through drawers....no, that is a thong.....UGH...all thongs!*

Eekachu!!!!! *yells loudly for partner*.......Where are my briefs?

 

[zbasspro]

boB has been asked to not to speak by council......wonder how that will work =). boB

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Eekachu!!!!! *yells loudly for partner*.......Where are my briefs?

Check Lox, he's probably wearing those too...
At least we can hope...they cover more than that g string he had on under the nightie...

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Jealousy is an ugly thing. Can I help it if I look soooo much better in the nightie and boots?!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

They were a gift, I didn't pick them out, not really my style anyways...***sulks quietly***
Your Honor! I continue to be terrorized by Mr. Lox's presence, and this time he really hurt my feelings.....
Please your honor I throw myself upon your mercy!

 

[zbasspro]

Hypothetical question here. If an atty drops in resistance and murders a batt, would the person that attached the atty be an accomplish? Purely hypothetical question. boB

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Hypothetical question here. If an atty drops in resistance and murders a batt, would the person that attached the atty be an accomplish? Purely hypothetical question. boB

That would depend on the "hypothetical" vapers' knowledge of the attys condition at the time it was attached to the victim battery. Was this person aware that the attys resistance was failing at the time that they connected said atty and the aforementioned victim? If so, then at the very least, said vaper could be charged with reckless endangerment all the way up to accessory to murder. If the vaper was unaware of the attys deterioration then they could most likely escape any serious charges with proper counsel.
I recommend consulting with the firm of myself and my partner: bonniegirl Eekaa Chu attorneys at law. As you well know we provide services pro bono to unfortunate vapers who have run afoul of the vaping world's laws. That is assuming this "hypothetical" situation should ever occur to yourself or an associate.

 

[DLite]

I here by ask one Lox to either agree on putting clothes back on to hide the bedpost warmer or join the courts and prosocute the cases at hand.

 

[DLite]

Awarded to those whom have shown great pride in taking care of their batteries and atomizers. Great Going Everyone

 

[DLite]

Mr zbasspro at this time the court would like to ask you in the case of dead atomizers, How do you plead???

 

[DLite]

 

[Eekaa Chu]

Your honor I object to the appointment of an "analog smoker" to the jury panel. He is obviously prejudiced against vapers and can not be counted upon to deliver a fair verdict. Plus, he's ashing all over the courtroom, and he smells! ***cough...hack...wheeze!***

 

[PowerofParanoia]

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Awarded to those whom have shown great pride in taking care of their batteries and atomizers. Great Going Everyone[/QUOTE]

Poor lox, being left out.
:(

 

[DLite]

mwahhahahahahahaha

 

[DLite]

he's not left out

 

[Eekaa Chu]

mwahhahahahahahaha

***starts to wonder about the sanity of this particular "honorable judge"***

***starts to wonder about her own sanity as well***

***decides that as long as we are all crazy, then it is a level playing field and justice can be served***

Oh, and I almost forgot....

EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekk!