Random story thread contest ends 8/22/13

[Amraann]

(LOL!!!)

I learned that ducks vape because they become stressed when they have soooo many ducklings at once and vaping is better than analogs.
I also learned that ................

 

[mcol]

Ducks vape to keep their eating habits under control.

 

[Amraann]

Upon reading that I had to think about what food flavors would help with my eating habit...

 

[mcol]

If I vaped all desserts maybe I wouldn't eat any real desserts?

 

[Amraann]

So off I went to my mix room ..... strawberry cheesecake? chocolate pudding??

 

[mcol]

Banana cream pie - yeah that's it!

 

[Amraann]

Oh what a wonderful idea.. I must go bring this to the vape store so others can enjoy it as well...

 

[mcol]

I immediately called up my favorite vape store, V4L, and told them about this.

 

[Amraann]

Being as nice as always, they said they would try to replicate it.. In the mean time they suggested we try their cherry vanilla pudding liquid..

 

[mcol]

And they even gave me a special coupon code.

 

[Bookworm]

I sat at my computer to check out the V4L web page, when a strange message suddenly appeared on my screen.

 

[Amraann]

it read that the zues now comes in purple and zebra stripe!!! What shall I order?

 

[Bookworm]

I decided on zebra, but when I clicked to make my choice, a zebra appeared in my living room.

 

[Amraann]

Was I hallucinating and in need of a good nights rest?

 

[mcol]

And the zebra was vaping a zeus.

 

[Amraann]

I asked the zebra what flavors he likes..

 

[mcol]

He told me he likes DJ Black but is anxiously awaiting for a grass and hay juice to come out.

 

[Amraann]

I asked him if he would give me a ride to town.

 

[mcol]

Hop right on he said.

 

[Amraann]

We stopped to let him graze in the local field for a little while and then went to the ...........