Random story thread game, end 8/18/13

[SmilingSlasher]

and I had to squeeze my Caddie into a space the size of a tin can. Good thing I had the sunroof installed........cause thats how I had to climb out.

 

[l_strider_l]

As my feet hit the ground I bumped into a man, "where you of to in such a hurry son," he said in a sly tone. "Off to the vape meet to get me vaping treat," I replied, "what is your name?" The man, of a burly build, proclaimed, "They call me The Pardoner"

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

"Well Howdy Pardner" I said to the man, with a wry grin on my face and a semi-sarcastic tone in my voice!

 

[Amraann]

"Will you be joining the vape meet Mr. Pardoner?" I asked.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Don't get smarmy with me, son." he quipped. "I'll knock you on you tail if ya give me that tone again."

I apologized and offered a hand shake...........and then he replied......"Yep. Here to get me some Blueberry Cartos."

 

[mcol]

I invited him to walk with me and we continued on our way.

 

[l_strider_l]

Walking astride me he began to speak, "I'm a man of the cloth," he goes on to expound, "I've been gathering my dues from the patronage." To which I replied, "That's all well and good, but I really should go." "Hold on....

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Did a "man of the cloth" just offer to lay me out for being a smartmouth?? Shouldn't you have just "forgiven me"??

 

[l_strider_l]

"Ah, but that is the point young man," he replied "for a small fee I could help you reconcile."



perhaps he's the 14th Century type

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Great.........another chance to give my vaping cash to the Lord" I thought. "Uhhhh..........I'll just ask for forgiveness later. Like, while I say "Grace" or my prayers before bed." I said to him.

I guess he could hear the sarcasm in my voice, again, cause he swung his huge right hand and "blessed" me right in the nose!!!

 

[Amraann]

All I could think is that my day has really not been the best. Lost my car and keys sloshed through sewer water and now being punched by a man of the cloth.... "What next?" I thought to myself.

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

"Forgive me father for I am about to beat the crap out of this man!" I muttered quietly, as I stared the man down and wrapped my grip a bit tighter around my Zeus.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

I felt something wet drip onto my head, at that very moment. One, single drop. "Please tell that isn't a bird telling me something." I said to myself.

 

[Amraann]

I looked up just as the rain began to heavily fall. I decided that rather than hitting the man it may be wiser to quickly make my way to my vape meet.

 

[l_strider_l]

As I walked off down the road The Pardoner gave some advice, "after your vape go down to yonder tree, there may be something there it's a roll of the dice"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

So up and off to The Vape Shop. "What a simple name for a business." I thought as I made my way into the big glass door.

 

[l_strider_l]

I saw the sale signs and was immediately aghast, "Man!" I said, "those are some big glass savings!"

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

I quickly became astonished by how misleading the name is. To my left is row after rows of shelves filled with all the latest and greatest toys. To my right a virtual ocean's worth of liquids! As I started to drool on myself a polite and seemingly well informed employee approached and said "Welcome to The Vape Shop! May I offer you a sample?"

 

[Amraann]

Oh but what to sample first? Decisions! Decisions!

 

[mcol]

This is truly my kind of place, I thought.