I got shot down and put in the friend zone...by my phone! I laughed so hard, I thought I would share.
First, I've never had a top of the line phone before. Well, I had a Blackberry once. It was nice at the time, but it was one of their less expensive models and nothing compared to what's available today.
Anyway, I've been trying to go through and learn how to navigate all the new features I've never experienced. It turns out the the Galaxy Note 7 has a voice recognition app similar to "Hey Google", Cortana and Siri. I had used Microsoft's Cortana and Google's app before, so I had a good idea of how it functioned. I was putting it through it's paces, seeing how accurate it was at making calls and sending texts. So I was going to use it to send my wife a test text message. I say, "Hi, Galaxy" which activates the app. When I see it is listening, I say, "Text Kathy". It responded in a female voice, but I didn't quite catch what she said. I assumed she asked me for some content to send in the text, so I say, "I love you" to which the lady in my phone immediately responded with "I treasure our friendship".
I was having flashbacks to the movie "HER" with Joaquin Phoenix. I cracked up.
She rejected my amorous advances this time, but I'm not giving up. I'm more determined than ever to win her over. After all, I really do love this phone. It's pretty amazing compared to all the cheap phones I've had in the past...starting with the Motorola flip Phone about 20+ years ago.