Sagewood Glass CONTEST! Win a fine handblown glass drip tip & carto tank!!!

[sara180]

Entry #2

Burger King is about to be sold for 4 billion dollars. Of course, it will be 29 cents more if they want it with curly fries.

 

[ISBN]

#2

How To Clean A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any surface they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
the Dog

 

[Striker911]

2 left gl every1

 

[vexxygirl]

*crossing fingers* & *biting nails* Good luck everyone! Some really great jokes!

 

[UnHoly453]

I'm shaking with anticipation!!!! I am on tapatalk so checking is a pain but could the wonderful glassblower who does this work shoot me a pm please!!!

 

[Fisty]

I'm shaking with anticipation!!!!

 

[spacekitty]

Got my fingers crossed, too...

Good Luck Everyone!! (and hurry up with those last few entries...)

 

[misterkai]

perfect!!!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

My eyes are getting glassy..........

 

[misterkai]

Seriously! Just 2 more entries!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!!

 

[Swarley]

I'm excited to see who wins, even if it's not me. I just know whoever gets these pieces will be soo happy with them I know I love my custom donut I just got in the mail yesterday!



Had to put this pic up I love it! Thanks again misterkai!

 

[misterkai]

I'm excited to see who wins, even if it's not me. I just know whoever gets these pieces will be soo happy with them I know I love my custom donut I just got in the mail yesterday!

We're so glad you like it! It's not quite a yin-yang, but it's a pretty darn cool effect anyway, no?

 

[NancyR]

Good luck everyone, a couple of people will be very happy!!!

 

[Swarley]

We're so glad you like it! It's not quite a yin-yang, but it's a pretty darn cool effect anyway, no?

I can't think of how it could look any better honestly Thank you so much!!

 

[Landlord]

1st entry

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

 

[Landlord]

Entry 2


When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it’s open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

 

[Landlord]

there we go.. lets get this party started!

 

[misterkai]

The contest is over!!! The winners will be announced very shortly!

 

[Lauralie]

O.M.G. thank you Landlord!!

 

[Swarley]

O.M.G. thank you Landlord!!

Seconded haha