Snarky remarks!

[Mary Kay]

Don't you wish you could talk back to the T.V. screen, movie screen or your boss? Maybe even your Hubby or best friend? I know you can..but is it worth the huge fight..just for 2 seconds of satifaction? (there's a snarky remark right there!)
So here is a place for the remarks that you would have liked to have said (and have heard) with NO backlash! LOL Keep it clean ladies..
I saw a great quote to day.."Real friends stab you in the front!"

To Brad..shave the stupid face hair..we know how long it's been since you had a good role!

Reality actors..Please go find some real reality!

Pols..Scrap the blasted health care and do some work! Come back when you grow up!

Airlines and HL security..I will never fly again. I was born and raised here and won't be treated like a terrorist. Thank you and feel free to move about the overpiced and under serviced plane.

FDA..Nothing cute or funny..and nothing I can say here..

Mike..just look for it yourself! It's where ever you put it down!

To some "people" Good grief..you are not dying...it's just a freakin' cold!

To the Tax people..YOU fill the stupid thing out!

To the census people..2 people live here..you already 'know" everything else about me.

To my Dr. I don't care what your list says..I am NOT taking that test or doing that procedure..Ask the airlines if I let them take my x-ray!

To the naysayers..I like vaping, I am not smoking, what more do you want?

To retailers, I am not cutting the coupons, joining your club or doing anything else that requires any data from me...if you want me to spend money with you then just put it on sale!

To the commercial people..evertime your commerial blares 20 decibles louder then my program..your product goes on my "do not buy' list!

For the CNN fox and whomever..after you have put millions of hours of 'face" time on a disater or scandle..do not put up a poll asking if we thought the coverage was too much! Or if so and so can get a fair trial or even if we think media has a role in copycat crimes! DUH!

For Kirstie Ally..Girlfriend..get a grip! Find some friends and close the fridge.

For those vapors who are trying every device out there..Good Onya and good luck!

 

[beebopnjazz]

Mike..just look for it yourself! It's where ever you put it down!

I tell my boss - the uterus is NOT a tracking device!

 

[Katattack]

to 10yo daughter - Yeah when I told you not to mess with other people's stuff I DO mean even my stuff.

to hubby - You misreading the instructions on who long to cook something doesn't mean you can't cook and I should do it. It means you need to read more carefully.

to everyone in my house - Yes there are socks in your drawer. Where? Um one inch from your hand...just LOOK!

 

[Metstoo]

"Madonna like a virgin? Maybe in her left nostril!"

"If you don't like this speed, yer not gonna like my other one." (to the person behind me in the hall when my toe was broken)

 

[thelook]

To my 24 year old daughter, who is on the Dean's list at college....for the 100th time, you poke a hole in the potato and put it in the microwave for 8 min!!!!!!!!

 

[AJMoore]

To my husband, just because you didn't hear it doesn't mean I didn't tell you.

 

[Mary Kay]

To Mike..when I want to rant..get out of my way! Don't try to 'reason" with me..don't try to be sweet..just let me go, I'll wind down when I am done! And if you want to live, don't you dare defend "them"!

 

[Tilly]

To Mike..when I want to rant..get out of my way! Don't try to 'reason" with me..don't try to be sweet..just let me go, I'll wind down when I am done! And if you want to live, don't you dare defend "them"!

Mine says stuff he knows will rile me then I hear him laughing in the other room.

 

[keyzygirl]

To my hubby,You want a gun and a brand new Harley.MID LIFE CRISES!!Get the gun first so I can borrow it for a sec.

 

[CES]

What part of "NO" don't you understand?

 

[MacArthurBug]

Darling- please let me get up in the morning! Snuggling is good- but coffee is VERY important too.
Daughter of mine- quit rolling your eyes, "Though" is NOT a good way to start every FREAKING sentence and throwing everything in a pile under your bed is not fooling anyone.
youngest: the gameboy not a right. It's a privilege.
Starbucks: The only reason I keep coming back for the Lattes is the cute boys you hire to make them. Take note- hire more young attractive people!!

 

[Mary Kay]

Hmmm.Hubby makes the morning coffee..It is not a pretty sight to see me up without coffee!

Daughter..return the darn phone call..the nice message I left with a request to call me..was an ORDER!

 

[MacArthurBug]

No, mother in law, I don't like you. Why haven't I said so to your face? I'd rather not watch you pull everyone into the drama you'd cause when you found out. Why hasn't your son visited you more then a couple of times since he came for his month visit? You're rude, hurtful and treat my older daughter and myself like lepers while spoiling him and my younger daughter. He's not blind and he doesn't approve. Why hasn't HE told you so? See above.

 

[Mary Kay]

Oh NO! A drama Queen MIL! I had 2 of those! The first one was a martyr, No living up to that!

Mike, I know I haven't cooked in 3 days..they are called leftovers! Quit whining..You haven't lost a darn pound!

 

[beebopnjazz]

Me to my boss who wanted me to prepare about a dozen documents - like right this second - if I was a witch (Bewitched) I would have turned you into a frog a long time ago!

 

[Kate51]

"Honey",
Just because you've already had 16 hours more sleep than I have, doesn't mean you can tramp around, make weird noises (I needn't explain those!), snap your snus lid shut four times, let the cats out and say loudly "don't go in the road now", slam door, and turn my ever-so-faintly-playing-to-cover-your-snoring TV station to RFDTV old time polka music at volume 27, because after only two hours of sleep I'M NOT QUITE READY TO GET UP YET!!!!! any more than I have been for the last 42 days but who's counting.
And won't make coffee, because the running water may wake me up.
Does anyone know how dangerous sleep deprevation can become?? Whoa. Hide the guns. AND the Harley!

Whew, thanks MK, I needed that!

 

[Mary Kay]

Mike used to get up for work and put his belt on..the military one that rattled! Then he would unbuckle it to tuck his shirt in..rattle rattle rattle..I almost threw it out once..then decided to throw him out insead! Learn to dress yourself out in the hall!
men can be so clueless!

 

[Kate51]

They must have learned that in the service. You put your pants on, close them, shut your belt, and then put your shirt on. NOOOOO!! Now you have to open the belt, your pants, unzip, tuck shirt, and close, zip, belt,.........I asked a million times why do you do that.
Not that it matters to me, really, but you know how stuff starts to be irritating after awhile???
Guess I'm starting to let little things bother me, as if there's no big things.....8-o

 

[Happy Domino38]

We were in Ft. Lauderdale. The hubby's friend brings a date to dinner. STUPIDEST person I have EVER met and I used to be a Paramedic. Anyhoo, we finish dinner, go out to the parking lot and are waiting for the car to be brought around so we can ESCAPE when she interrupts whatever I was saying to our friend, (for the 100th time that night, and we ate FAST), tugs on my sleeve, points up to the sky and asks..."Katharine...is that the MOON up there?"

I had it. I snapped I did! So, I turned to her and answered, "How the hell should I know, I don't live around here."

Then, I felt bad. She wasn't that swift. That wasn't nice of me. Oh, oh, I'm going to be getting 'dagger looks' from the hubby and his friend. Alright, (deep breath), turn around and apologize to Mud Fence Girl...oh wait! Never mind!! The hubby's on the GROUND behind the potted palm making sure his bladder doesn't let go and I can't even SEE John because he ran around to the OTHER side of the valet service.

BEST.
COMEBACK.
I
EVER
HAD.

AND, I wasn't even trying to be funny, I was just pi**ed off.

 

[martha1014]

No replacing toilet paper
Men leaving toilet seat up
Website sellling something without putting their address or phone number
Yes-but people. They can't just say something is good without saying a but and say something that is wrong
Women with thight blue jeans with spike hills (you know this is uncomfortable.
I get aggravated at my husband for no real reason
We both are retired but he expects me to do all the housework and cook and even hands me his plate to put the food on. This includes cleaning the kitchen. He will actually sit on his computer while I do the cooking, set the table and then call him to eat. (This drives with crazy) When I say something he just says he will cook his own food and get ugly about it.

People who wear sunglasses inside and at night.

Women and movie stars who carry a little dog with them where it is not appropriate

People who brag about what they have or how much they make.

People who try to impress.