South Park's Queef vs Fart

[Kaston]

I love South Park because it is funny but always has a great moral to it. And tonight's was sooooooo true: the double standard between queefing and farting.

It is so funny for a guy to fart but is seen as disgusting for a woman to queef.

Why is this when a fart contains tiny fecal particles and a queef is only air?

Discuss.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

I love South Park because it is funny but always has a great moral to it. And tonight's was sooooooo true: the double standard between queefing and farting.

It is so funny for a guy to fart but is seen as disgusting for a woman to queef.

Why is this when a fart contains tiny fecal particles and a queef is only air?

Discuss.

Because guys are supposed to be dirty, disgusting - MEN -

And ladies are to be quiet, respectful, delicate . . . .



Sorry, I can't continue - gagging.8-o

 

[QueenInNC]

I just saw this. I was grossed out all the way around. 8-o I see your point though, Kaston!!!

 

[fenez]

No one wants to think of their girl doing that even if we know she does.

 

[Kaston]

No one wants to think of their girl doing that even if we know she does.

1000 times less often than you fart!

 

[fenez]

never I have class. I get out of the shower to pee

 

[Kaston]

never I have class. I get out of the shower to pee

What a waste of water! Plus pee is good for killing toe funk!

 

[fenez]

oh you are a very interesting lady kaston lol

 

[Kaston]

oh you are a very interesting lady kaston lol

Not that I have any, because I pee on my toes!

 

[fenez]

oh so very interesting. but somehow I'm guessing it's just the tip of the iceberg

 

[Nuck]

I'm a bit of an anomaly. I queef out of my bum.

 

[Trumpybloke]

Oh I have SUCH a story here... but I am gonna have to romper room it soooooooooo much to fit in the forum...

A very ex-wife and I were enjoying some afternoon "experiences" when halfway thru I headed south....while in prime position for observance, a certain bodily function occurred at eye level and bugger me dead, a certain bit of anatomy looked exactly like Barney from the Simpsons doing his famous lip-wobbling burp!!!!
Needless to say I was floored , mesmerised if you will. Now bear in mind said ex-wife would make me leave the vicinity even if I had the remotest possibility of a bottom burp, and here she was blasting me fair in the face with a front bottomed masterpiece of air transfer... she was mortified, I rolled off the bed in fits of uncontrollable laughter.... i was banished for weeks...............but Ohhhhhh it was worth every rib splitting moment , almost 17 years later I am still telling the tale !

(p.s. I think I was set up with this post ! )

 

[DevilDucky]

Oh I have SUCH a story here... but I am gonna have to romper room it soooooooooo much to fit in the forum...

A very ex-wife and I were enjoying some afternoon "experiences" when halfway thru I headed south....while in prime position for observance, a certain bodily function occurred at eye level and bugger me dead, a certain bit of anatomy looked exactly like Barney from the Simpsons doing his famous lip-wobbling burp!!!!
Needless to say I was floored , mesmerised if you will. Now bear in mind said ex-wife would make me leave the vicinity even if I had the remotest possibility of a bottom burp, and here she was blasting me fair in the face with a front bottomed masterpiece of air transfer... she was mortified, I rolled off the bed in fits of uncontrollable laughter.... i was banished for weeks...............but Ohhhhhh it was worth every rib splitting moment , almost 17 years later I am still telling the tale !

(p.s. I think I was set up with this post ! )

Is this what made you consider making her your now very ex-wife?