Speeding ticket due to vaping

[Asbestos4004]

Damn! I never use to do puns! .....started about the same time I started vaping

We will review this symptom and likely add it to the list

 

[Jebbn]

We will review this symptom and likely add it to the list

"Witzelsucht"

 

[untar]

"vaper's tongue"

 

[sonicbomb]

 

[sonicbomb]

Thanks vaping...

 

[untar]

 

[smacuser]

"Witzelsucht"

 

[proax9]

Was she a witch before you started vaping?

"how can you tell if she's a witch...?"

 

[smacuser]

how?

 

[uthinkofsomething]

"how can you tell if she's a witch...?"

You put her on a giant scale and see if she weighs more or less than a duck.

 

[Nermal]

I guess I'm Old School. But I always looked at Road Signs as more of a Suggestion.

Of course. We have lighted signs between here and Albuquerque: :Slow Trucks Turning". Well, who knew that trucks could turn? Even slow trucks have to turn eventually.

 

[jandrew]

You put her on a giant scale and see if she weighs more or less than a duck.

Ah, a man of science.

 

[proax9]

You put her on a giant scale and see if she weighs more or less than a duck.

A vaper AND a Monty Python fan, what a combo!
(You could also try and build a bridge out of her)

 

[HauntedMyst]

Vaping makes me fart. A lot. I have not yet determined whether this is a positive or negative change.

If you are going into an important meeting, then no it isn't. If you are like me and are a budding champion in the sweet science of flatulence competitions, then it's the doping EPO of gas production until the WFF (World Flatulence Federation) discovers a test for it and outlaws it.

 

[smacuser]

Vaping makes me fart. A lot. I have not yet determined whether this is a positive or negative change.

Vart .

 

[Asbestos4004]

If you are going into an important meeting, then no it isn't. If you are like me and are a budding champion in the sweet science of flatulence competitions, then it's the doping EPO of gas production until the WFF (World Flatulence Federation) discovers a test for it and outlaws it.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to your appearance, here.....

 

[Hulamoon]

If you are going into an important meeting, then no it isn't. If you are like me and are a budding champion in the sweet science of flatulence competitions, then it's the doping EPO of gas production until the WFF (World Flatulence Federation) discovers a test for it and outlaws it.

Vaping - Directly responsible for global warming, causing more methane production than a world full of cattle. Ban It!!!! Oh wait, no. Umm...I know! Ban It AND Tax it!

 

[Bunnykiller]

never did forums before I vaped... started vaping and BAM.... Im into this forum stuff now.... and they kept telling me nicotine was addictive... little do they know... about forum addiction linked to vaping, its a living nightmare having to deal with it

 

[Asbestos4004]

never did forums before I vaped... started vaping and BAM.... Im into this forum stuff now.... and they kept telling me nicotine was addictive... little do they know... about forum addiction linked to vaping, its a living nightmare having to deal with it

I feel your pain, brother.....I do. Outsiders don't understand the sheer helplessness of it all. And no, yoga doesn't help .

 

[Letitia]

Only thing I've found that helps is more vaping while shopping for more gear.