And for my last post of the day;
A man stops by a local watering hole after work, takes a seat at the bar, looks in his shirt pocket and orders a beer. He finishes the beer, looks into his shirt pocket and orders another. After he finishes the 2nd, once again he looks into his shirt pocket and orders yet another one. The bartender now curious by this walks over and says, "Hey mister, every time you order a drink, you've look in your shirt pocket first. Do you mind if I ask why?" The man replies, "Well you see I keep a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to looking good I go home."
