Story Contest Time~

[RaceGun59]

Just as Jack was about to turn his attention back to Jill he saw her. He watched her look over both shoulders and then slowly slide a EGO mini topped with mini ProTank II to her ruby red lips and stealhly take a vape. The TSA badge said R. Anne...

 

[rbeckys8]

I think I know her ..he thought

 

[JoanJ]

1



, his mind searched and searched but he couldn't remember who she was or where he would have met a woman this lovely.

 

[nanusic]

And.....suddenly, out of nowhere.....

 

[liblue1]

A strange man came towards her yelling...

 

[Darthvong]

Give us your shrubbery!

 

[whodat2112]

Or we will say Nee to you.........

 

[nanusic]

Say Nee to me? Whatever do you mean? Shall I run for my life or is this a sweet talking fool at my door?

 

[kathi17]

He didn't have an answer to that, because he new he was a fool for saying Nee!

 

[Darthvong]

So the strange man left saying this is a silly place.

 

[nanusic]

NEE NEE ??????? HELP....dis place be in Nee!

 

[vsummer1]

Then it hit him, it wasn't nee, it was Knee!

 

[nanusic]

And......se plot thickens.......

 

[kathi17]

Since he didn't want to be kicked in the knee,

 

[therussellv]

He quickly purchased a shrubbery.

Last stinky October 15, 2013

 

[JoanJ]

2



After paying he casually asked ...

 

[yardbyrd]

1 "Can you please give me a hand with this; I'm just bushed!"

 

[JoanJ]

3


This totally took the strange little man off guard and he ....

 

[Uncle]

went running . . .

 

[vvaappeerr]

And accidentally ran into a telephone pole