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superfrog

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When Brad told me 'Nimitz' was shipped... didn't stalk the mailman... Just sat in my front yard chair... About mail time... Sharpening one of my knives... One more day... I'd have been sharpening my samuri sword... Mailman always smiles big... I like my mailman... ;)

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LOL! My box (and the folks that live down my road) are the huge goverment issued locking mail boxes. I just climb up there and perch up on the boxes like a buzzard.

My mail lady is cool, missing some teeth but she's alright! I am a freak about my teeth, keep them clean and healthy to a fault. I'll do without food before I'd miss an annual cleaning of my teeth!

Just kidding about perching on my mailbox, haven't done it but I've thought about it though! Also thought about suggesting the dentist to my mail dolly or at least a pack of chicklets......shove one of those things up in them holes if she's gotta!
 

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Gotten better though... waiting for my first mod... when my Indulgence showed up... after days sitting in the front sharpening the same knife... the mailman took a long hard look at the paring knife I was sharpening... "Odd looking little knife you got there, the handle is THREE times the size of the blade?" I told him that days ago it wasn't a paring knife... It was my machete. The looks I get when eating apples now in my yard... :)
 

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I'm sure my report will go something like this....

Opened my package, OMG Reaper is even more bad ... than I expected. Loaded up with a freshly charged batt and some BWB BacKo and my 1.7 carto and then........

(2 hours later)

Just woke up from my nic coma and Reaper is still clutched in my left hand!
 

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the crappy part is if it comes, I will be at work, guess I will make the drive home if it comes before my lunch hour, if not then I will be speeding home afterwards

Oh good night, I just had a thought.....scary but it happens from time to time!

Don't speed, drive careful (Friday afternoon traffic=bad) can't wreck up trying to get home! Could you imagine what would happen if you got into a crash and taken to the hospital?!?! You'd be screaming and carrying on about the REAPER and they'd have no alternative but to sedate you because other patients would freak out thinking that you were somehow seeing the Grim Reaper! It'd be mass chaos in the ER! LOL
 

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Tammy, have you thought about a career as a Motivational Speaker? LOL

LOL! Briefly, once, but I have a thick country (not redneck, I'm not a redneck, I'm country and there IS a difference) accent. Between that and phrases that I frequently use like: stinks very much bad, get up in this here, so hungry that I could eat a skunk fried in kerosene, more screwed up than a football bat, and I refer to a heart as a thumping gizzard, I think folks would have a hard time understanding what I was trying to convey. LOL
 
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