TexasT's House

[Pokeygizmo]

Oh, it's not that bad...just sounds a bit harsh out of context, that's all:

“I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.

I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.” ― Stephen King, The Gunslinger

 

[technovapir]

We're all adults here (at least chronologically). Go for it.

It can always be edited before the kids get back, so all of us "adults" can enjoy it....
Wait...ARE there any adults around here????

 

[LordDavon]

Well LD, since my implants are on my bahonkas they are kind of fun to pick at. And Mrs. TT is thrilled to find all those handkerchiefs that I had been packing in my hip pockets. She likes to use those big old things as sweat bands for when she's working at the Lube Rack. She's so cute when she's all dressed up in her coverall's and sweat band like that.

And man alive, the old gals up at the hardware store just couldn't keep their eyes off me when I was walking away from them. I was watching in the reflection of the store window. They were titillated! (I looked that word up).

TT

Well, T. I think you need to talk to Mrs. T a little more often. She knows what you do with that handkerchief. Oh, and since your increase in back-side, Mrs. T has gone from calling you "skidmark" to "super skidmark"! Stop picking because her using you things at the lube rack is barely covering up the marks these days! Yup. YUK!

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

***moment of silence before TT's inevitable storm***

 

[salemgold]

OK guys and gals I am going to keep checking in on Sd but other than that I am going to call it a night

See you around

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

G'night, Salem.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Goodnight Salem!

 

[SecondChance]

Nite salem.... still no news, dang.

SC

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

“I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.

Which book are you getting this from? That's not how I read it:

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has put away a case of Budweiser, and can no longer hit a 24-inch porcelain oval.

I aim with my mind. Use the force, Luke --Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the art of drinking responsibly

 

[salemgold]

Oh I am not going to sleep until there is some word from Sd. I am just not feeling very social tonight

 

[Pokeygizmo]

ROTFL!!!

You were supposed to find me the Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Something or Another, PI.

Not Zen and How to Pee Like a Real Man for Dummies...

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

You were supposed to find me the Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Something or Another, PI.

Not Zen and How to Pee Like a Real Man for Dummies...

What are you trying to say? Real Man and Dummy are synonymous?

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

We know you're here, Salem. Everybody has Sc on their minds.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

What are you trying to say? Real Man and Dummy are synonymous?

i would never say anything like that PI.

 

[LordDavon]

i would never say anything like that PI.

I just finished that book. I laughed. I cried. It's a great read for the whole family.

I'm now reading this:

It helps me deal with my Texan family members. As does this one:

 

[SecondChance]

We know you're here, Salem. Everybody has Sd on their minds.

Just fixed a little typo

SC

 

[salemgold]

We know you're here, Salem. Everybody has Sc on their minds.

Actually I am not here LOL I am checking in often though

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

i would never say anything like that PI.

...No matter what you might be thinking about us knuckle-dragging three-leggers.

On a side note, that was an impressive rush Photoshop job. I should try those estrogen injections my doctor has recommended to sharpen my mind.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

Just fixed a little typo

SC

Whoops

 

[toto1013]

As much as I would like to hear what is going on with Sdh's DH, I am going to have to call it a night. Seems as though I can not get enough sleep lately.

Love you Sdh...sending lots of positive vibes and prayers your way.

Stay safe everyone!!!!