Texting codes for old farts

[bushmaster]

[FONT=times new roman, serif]* ATD - At the Doctor's[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* BFF - Best Friends Funeral[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* CBM - Covered by Medicare[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* DWI - Driving While Incontinent[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* FYI - Found Your Insulin[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery
Low[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* GHA - Got Heartburn Again[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* LOL - Living on Lipitor[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor
Laughing...Can't get Up![/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* TOT - Texting on Toilet[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* TTYL - Talk to You Louder[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* WTP - Where're the Prunes[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil[/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, serif]Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)[/FONT]

 

[Della Cirque]

What's sad is how many of these ring true.

 

[bushmaster]

You noticed that too,huh?

 

[zapatengo]

Too funny. I passed these on to my grandkids and they are chiming in on how true these are. Maybe I should have kept them to myself !!

 

[pianoguy]

Har, har, har!

 

[pmoraldo]

Funny stuff

 

[Decidion]

What's sad is how many of these ring true.

Nice laugh with this, although I shouldn't be....I'm right on the verge of getting into that age group!

 

[AzPlumber]

Lmdo.........

 

[aziffel]

purty good,had me ROFL..CGU and the LKI