The Dirty Minds Thread ~ Or: Things that sound dirty but aren't

[Ever1ast]

Get your mind out of the gutter...it's not what you think. But it probably sounds like what you're thinking

I'm not sure what it is about vaping that makes some of the phrases and terms we use sound so dirty. But some of the innocent posts I read have me falling out of my chair laughing

Obviously there are rules to abide by in the forum...no posting any literal references. For example:

Wishing someone a happy hump day means

...and not

As long as the innuendos weren't intentional when posted, I'm hoping the mods will let us have a little fun with this one. In the interest of not offending anyone, it's probably best to keep the quotes anonymous; unless of course the OP wants to claim it

Hopefully nobody takes offense at any of these, they're not intended to poke fun at any individuals; rather just to point out the humorous side of the lingo we use here. I see unintended, but hilarious stuff posted all over the forum; but for some reason there seems to be a large concentration of it here in PIF. Coincidence?? You decide

I'll start with my obvious favorite..and one that's already been claimed by the OP

My only vaping friend was here today and vaped my Hog the whole time. Mercy.

 

[Ever1ast]

A couple more to get it rolling:

What is better, slits or holes.

Can you show us the inside?
Not sure what a cam would see down the shaft. But can try.

weird how that little bump from 3.2 to 3.7 makes such a big difference....huh?

 

[UntamedRose]

Always use a .... plug condom,

..........0o

 

[TxParamedic]

Said by me today while trying to convert a smoker.

"Thats it, just push the button and suck on it"
reply:
"wow! that taste pretty good"

 

[TxParamedic]

Oh! and "Hey you wanna swap some juices"

 

[mekakeisei]

"No it's not that big, just try it before you bash it"

 

[locke2121]

"be careful when your putting on the condom not to get that sticky juice all over your hands."

 

[TxParamedic]

"How come every time I suck on this thing I get a mouth full of juice?"

 

[Dalton63841]

"For such a little thing, it gives a pretty hard throat hit..."

 

[Tuck]

The slits or holes I claim. I wanted to know if slits or holes were better to cut in a carto for my new lava tank.

 

[jordonm41]

don't forget to take the .... plug out before screwing it in

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

OMG, this is hilarious!!! I love this thread!

 

[Pamdane]

OMG! I thought the dog show world only did this...
"what is his stud fee?" "Will your ..... stand for him?"
"How many dogs do you have? 3 .....es and 2 studs..." It gets really funny when we talk about "collecting" semen...

On Topic.

You hold it by the shaft and press the button, then inhale...Eww! I got juice in my mouth.

 

[Adrena]

A couple more to get it rolling:

Can you show us the inside?
Not sure what a cam would see down the shaft. But can try.

weird how that little bump from 3.2 to 3.7 makes such a big difference....huh?

You can't poke me twice in the same post
You know I do it on purpose. The most resent example.

Not sure how I feel about having Bad's tip in my mouth.

One of my fave if a could find where I posted it

I hate LED's in bed, my hubby is always waking to what I'm doing on my side...

 

[TxParamedic]

"Whats the best way to clean your drip tip?"

"If you wallow out the hole your juice will leak out" and "If you suck too hard you will get juice in your mouth"
(I've been reading Ego T threads)

I'm beginning to thing tanks are inherently more pornografic in nature than cartomisers. You find yourself saying the darndist things!

 

[Sallana]

Okay, it's not quite on topic and I promise to post a couple once I can find some specific ones I recall. This is a little quote from a time some old friends came over to visit. We were entertaining them at the dinner table with a rousing game of Trivial Persuit Sam and I both had our PVs. At the time I was using eGo pass-throughs, but he was using regular eGos. We had them standing up in between us..

Old friend "Hers is bigger than yours."
Sam "I know "

 

[Sallana]

"Whats the best way to clean your drip tip?"

"If you wallow out the hole your juice will leak out" and "If you suck too hard you will get juice in your mouth"
(I've been reading Ego T threads)

I'm beginning to thing tanks are inherently more pornografic in nature than cartomisers. You find yourself saying the darndist things!

Re: Tank Atomizers..

I find myself just tossing the cartridge and dripping juice directing into the little hole.

 

[Dalton63841]

Hehe found this little one in the Treasure Chest thread...

"bumping to top with add ons"

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

I know I've personally said something like "I never thought I'd love wood this much!" But it might have been in chat. I was all "I can't believe I just said that!" Bwahahahaha!!!!

Vaping is dirty!

 

[TxParamedic]

Vaping is dirty!

Maybe thats why I love it so much!