Hah! I remember talking with my neighbor's wife a few years ago. I had asked her how she was doing driving in a particularly snowy winter we had that year. She snapped back, "I'm a woman. I'm Asian. I grew up in Florida. What do you think?"
Everybody!
Here's the first (and only, so far) snow we've had this year.
Pitiful. I wanted to ask Mother Nature if that was all she could do after snowing for 4 or 5 hours, but I decided not to. I learned early not to piss a woman off!