The Mad Lounge

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Panorama911

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How about a good clean joke during the intermission!

A guy known as Cowboy walks into the neighborhood bar, sits down and orders 3 beers. He takes a sip from the first beer then the second and third. The bartender was intrigued so he said to Cowboy, " You know once I pour a beer it can go flat rather quickly, maybe it would be better to just order one at a time!"..

Cowboy just smiled and replied " Well you see, I have 2 brothers, both in the service, one is a Navy Seal and the other an Army Ranger and we always drank together as a team and when they left for overseas we all agreed that where ever we are, we will drink a beer for each of us"

Bartender quipped, "nice gesture, must be great to be close brothers!"...Cowboy just smiled...

Well this continued for several weeks and Cowboy had become a regular at the bar. So Cowboy came in one evening, sat down at the bar and ordered 2 beers and drank from both as usual.

This alerted the bartender and the other regulars and the place went silent! The bartender then said to Cowboy " OH I am so sorry for your loss, my condolences!

Cowboy replied, " Oh it is not what you think, my brothers are alive and well, it is just that my wife and I recently joined the Baptist church and I had to quit drinking!":w00t:
 

LungCandy101

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just got my vape mail from @MadVapes... thank you so much for the new gear, I really appreciate it, all four if the flavor are amazing! The battery charger even has a USB port for charging my phone and any other devices I have that charge via USB, this is a good day!

Thank you @Crowedude654 for making this happen and throwing these contests

Regards,

Lungcandy101
 

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That's too funny,and sums up my usual friday very well,Although this week i had a messege in my box Woohoo,it was a messege from Crowdude saying i won,i was just beginning to give up hope haha.
Great big thanks to Crowdude and Madvapes for the cool contests week after week,and for finally sending me the messege i've so patiently been waiting on for several months haha.
 

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try waiting years lol .....congrats to you!!

That's too funny,and sums up my usual friday very well,Although this week i had a messege in my box Woohoo,it was a messege from Crowdude saying i won,i was just beginning to give up hope haha.
Great big thanks to Crowdude and Madvapes for the cool contests week after week,and for finally sending me the messege i've so patiently been waiting on for several months haha.
 
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