Hello REOVille. Home tonight, Mamaw's meatloaf is good stuff !
Did I ever mention Mamaw is from Bluefield, West Virginia ? For Pietro, the West Virginia Viy-sectomie Story;
Cletus was driving through his hometown in West, By God, Virginia one day. He looked at the Wife, looks at the six kids.
Cletus looks again at the Wife, and again at the six kids.
Then Cletus says, "Wuman, we needs d'be doin' sumpthin' 'bout havin' all these chillins' !"
The Wife says, "Well, why doncha go down ta Doc Morgan's an' getctcha self fixed ?"
"Ya mean one o' them thar Viy- Sectomies ?" Cletus asks.
"Yea, go getcha self a Viy- Sectomie." the Wife replies.
Later that day, Cletus walks into Doctor Morgan's Office and says, "Doc Morgan, I needs me one o' them thar Viy- Sectomies !"
Doctor Morgan, being and educated man, said "Well, that's perfectly understandable Cletus. But don't worry, with the miracles of today's Modern Medicine a Vasectomy is a simple operation."
That's when Doctor Morgan reaches into his desk drawer for a Cherry Bomb.
"Now Cletus, this is what I want you to do; Take this here Cherry Bomb to someplace where you feel comfortable. Not here, just go someplace comfortable, then light the fuse and hold it up to your ear. That's all there is to it ! Pay the receptionist on your way out."
Cletus pays the receptionist, walks out to his car and mumbles, "I think I'll do this rite here an' surprise du Wife when I gets Home !
"Let's see now, Doc says light da fuze.... Holds it up ta mah ear... One... Two... Three... Fuhr..."
But when Cletus gets to Five, he runs out of fingers on his left hand. So he sticks the Cherry Bomb between his legs and continues counting with his right hand, "Six... Seven.. Eight...
