The REO Lounge - Part IV

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ltrainer

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Thanks Paul.

Okay, good morning Laurin!
Good morning Natural gas man. I have a friend that could be Natural Gas Man but we call him Methane Man. He acquired that name for his prodigious farting talents. His favorite was what he calls "Crop Dusting." Crop dusting entailed expelling gas continuously while walking across a room. He was and is very proud of his talents and when done doing his deeds would always end with a wry, smug smile. My character is Bladder Boy. We are the dynamic duo, Superheroes indeed, Methane Man and Bladder Boy. We will be coming to a theater near you. We plan on having a large following with the 8-13 year old male demographic. Video game coming soon.

Waaaa....I don't wanna grow up.

I vape unflavored.
 

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Good morning Natural gas man. I have a friend that could be Natural Gas Man but we call him Methane Man. He acquired that name for his prodigious farting talents. His favorite was what he calls "Crop Dusting." Crop dusting entailed expelling gas continuously while walking across a room. He was and is very proud of his talents and when done doing his deeds would always end with a wry, smug smile. My character is Bladder Boy. We are the dynamic duo, Superheroes indeed, Methane Man and Bladder Boy. We will be coming to a theater near you. We plan on having a large following with the 8-13 year old male demographic. Video game coming soon.

Waaaa....I don't wanna grow up.

I vape unflavored.

LOL My name is that because I work in the natural gas industry. But, I loved the story.

I'm a little confused....Laurin is a guys name?
 

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LOL My name is that because I work in the natural gas industry. But, I loved the story.

I'm a little confused....Laurin is a guys name?
Yes indeed I am a guy otherwise I would be Bladder Girl and that just wouldn't work for various reasons that I won't get into in here. Whether Laurin is a male name is open to debate. I guess I am proof but it often does create confusion at times.

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Life just gets better as you get older, doesn’t it?

I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I.realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but. the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment. I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I. started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring. at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.

This is what happens when senior citizens use. technology!
 
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