NBA playoffs
baseball....
NBA playoffs
yay! even a blind squirrel occasionally finds anorga...nut...
you're trying to push me over the boundaries aren't you?!![]()
no, sweetie. i'm trying to lead you
i think this a a reaction to creepy stalker withdrawal...

mmmm love me some chicky![]()
i was on the verge of making a racy comment, but uncharacteristically held my reins...
Kay is having a deleterious effect on my normally impeccable moral standards...

Off subject:
I'm going to a Tigers-Yankees game in August..the very last game that Derek Jeter will play at Tiger stadium.
I want to make a large poster and I'm having a little trouble on what to put on it.
I KNOW what I WANT to put on it, but i need help cleaning it up....
Hi FleetRF, where'd you get the engraved door, if I may ask? Beautiful as well. (Sorry, I don't know your real name....)
Good morning Reoville. Another gorgeous spring day in Reoville. Happy June everyone. I almost made a mile yesterday in two parts. I notice no chickens while 4 wheelin' with the walker. Further examination of the towns laws revealed that chickens are not allowed in this town. I wondered who could be behind this restrictive, draconian law. So a little research found the answer. It was lobbied by the Alektorophobia Society of America. I'm sure money exchanged hands in the passing of this heinous zoning restriction. Alektorophobia is a fear of chickens as defined by the American Psychiatric Association. A little more research and I found out that this group was formed 5 years ago and is led by an individual from northern California but who they are remains a mystery. I think they are funded my the Pepsi brothers. More details to follow on this story. Stay tuned.
PS. There is a higher percentage of people that suffer from Ovophobia (fear of eggs) that also have Alektorophobia than in the general population. General practice for overcoming ovophobia is having them over for lunch and serving egg salad sandwiches very finely diced. As the subject becomes more at ease less dicing of the salad is introduced. Eventually the ovophobiac can be served hard boiled eggs. THen on Easter morning an Easter egg hunt can be introduced. Only after the subject can return with an uncolored egg can the subject be consider "cured."
This method is so successful that there is a woman from Botswana who suffered from ovophobia that now she will only drink her beverages from on ostrich egg shell. She can't imbibe from any other vessel. She claims it has changed her life for the better and she feels "whole" again.

Badly, had to stop work, my wife was diagnosed with terminal cancer, so I'm looking after her
Frank