The Super Colossal Mega Herculean Juice Give Away!!!!!!!!!!! PIF Birthday Contest!

[UntamedRose]

(ok title maybe a "little" exaggerated...but its at least Massive and WOW worthy!)

Lets skip to the fun part!! Prizes... Several juice venders stepped up and generously donated these items.

Welcome to Vapealicious Juice - Simply Divine E~Juice made with Love

Lemonade and fruit sample packs...
E-juice - All individual Bottles

ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE / E CIGARETTES STARTER KITS AND E LIQUID NICOTINE FROM MOM AND POP

Dark City Vapor

GoodProphets.com - Your View into the World of Vaping...


1st place!!! Get 9 bottles of their choice of which ones, and first pick plus a 30mls from GP.
2nd place!!! Gets 7 bottles of their choice and second pick. plus a 30mls from GP.
3rd place!! Get the remaining 7 bottles...and no fussing you still won! plus a 30ml bottle from GP.
(will be two bottles..for the "cost" of 1 with the 6ml sampler bottles from CC)

Plus see all the little bottles of GP tobacco? will be randomly handing those out as well!!

So..HOW do you will this Super Colossal Mega Herculean juice Give Away!?? you ask......


Make Me(and others) Laugh!

You get to post 2 and only 2... jokes, funnies, pics, or haha's So only two entries total!! Better make it a good! (everyone got that TWO) Remember to keep them within ECF TOS.

Also you all are voting on whom wins! With the Likes.
Now not going to limit how often you Like folks entry....but it better have made you really LOL...or at least chuckle to yourself...at best made the family wonder what your lookin at online come runnin over to look over your shoulder.

Winners will be finalized on the 20th!

(Im retaining the right to random.org it or pick the finalist if this Like voting thing doesnt work out, or to help break ties...k)

So Have at it make us laugh!!

 

[Tuck]

 

[count3]

I present to you "Baby Di Nero"


Jayy

 

[hairball]

New prefix

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

 

[hairball]

You Must Be A Redneck If

* You recycle your own toilet paper

* Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad

* You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.

* You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate."

* Your bumper sticker reads: "One more ..... and We Get Gore."

* The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire.

* Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck.

* You hunt from your bedroom window.

* Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

* You refrigerate your food stamps.

* You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill.

* You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween.

* Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk.

* You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives.

* You go to your local ice cream store and order Copenhagen "sprinkles" on your cone.

* You know instinctively that red wine goes with opossum.

* You're always looking to find your Mother-in-Law's picture on the back of a milk carton!

* The officer that just pulled you over asks if "you have any I.D."..and you respond "About whut?"

* You take a beer to a job interview.

* You are caught roll'n your trailer down the street to jump start the heater.

* When you finish eatin' your bologna you use the rind for dental floss.

* You go to Goodwill to meet women.

* You and your friends are putting an engine in a pickup, drinking beer, and the conversation is: Which county jail has the best food!

 

[Tuck]

This is Twister, he is my BIG brother. We are Maine Coons and someday I will be big like him.

 

[pchela]

 

[pchela]

I'm the girl in this video! And it always make me LOL! Cheesy 80's song spoofs are fun!

 

[Vchick]

seriously......................

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[thehangdude]

This is the day I stopped drinking.​

 

[El Diablo Marrón]

 

[Tiesel]

Entry #1 Good luck everyone.

 

[El Diablo Marrón]

Things my 7 year old says

"shut your pine hole" She heard someone say shut your piehole one time. and I don't have the heart to tell her it's "Pie" not "pine".

While asking what time it was one day I said it's 12pm...she freaked out because she thinks pm is night time and she ran around to the windows and was yelling that the sun was up at night! It took forever to explain how time works. ( I still don't think she understands the AM PM thing.)

While I am the only non meat eater in the house.. while shopping I skip the meat area..but sometimes i walk through with the wife and kid while shopping.
I like to tease my wife when she grabs meat by saying things like "eeww cow muscles" or "baby pig pieces"
So when my 7 year old hears me.. she goes up and pets the meat packages and say "aaww poor baby piggy, why did they chop you up?"

I still don't think she understands the concept of animals as food.
She thinks when they kill an animal that a baby one falls out and replaces the one that was killed.

 

[Tiesel]

#2 Thanks for the contest!

 

[ISBN]

Got to go with one of my favorites:

Could I just get a weeks worth (55 gallon barrel) of RY4?

 

[spacekitty]

With my apologies to Bianca and 'Baby'...

 

[Saiti]

Entry #1

Your mind has been blown.

 

[Saiti]

#2 Thank you for the contest!

 

[Foggy]

Entry #1: Beautiful in its simplicity...

 

[Foggy]

Entry 2: