The Three Word Story thread (because the contest one was so much fun!)

[pringles13]

your eye out

 

[RippleInStillWater]

kid said santa

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

from "Christmas Story".

 

[bobsyeruncle]

The confusing part

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

is that he

 

[Prism]

scratched his behind

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

while he was

 

[RippleInStillWater]

baptising babies making

 

[bobsyeruncle]

his business holy

 

[RippleInStillWater]

and yet disturbing

 

[Prism]

especially to elves.

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

because everyone knows

 

[Prism]

reindeer's prance in

 

[michelle_gonzales74]

dainty frilly tutus

 

[RippleInStillWater]

while playing games

 

[bobsyeruncle]

involving ritual sacrifice

 

[RippleInStillWater]

of elven dentists

 

[Prism]

by Yukon Cornelius

 

[RippleInStillWater]

and then eaten

 

[Prism]

By toothless Bumbles