There was a smoker by my car

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Lethalp

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So the other day I went to the store, and when I came out there was s truck parked way too close to my side of the car, and the passenger was sitting there puffing away on a cancer stick and flicking their asshes all over the hood of my car while screaming at someone on their cell phone. Now anyone who knows me would say I would have flipped out and ripped that chic out of the car and beat her to a pulp. :)

I dare say I have matured some from my younger days, I put my bags in the opposite side of the car and approached my side. I had to turn sideways to get to the door!! I squeezed into the car with the windows up and proceeded to vape a huge cloud in my car, one that was big enough that she had to stop screaming long enough to look at me and say "wtf?" then I started the car rolled down the window, and this huge vape cloud comes billowing out, I looked at her and smiled, then flipped her off...
 

versaden

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I was at my local microbrewery (who openly encourage my vaping inside their establishment) and a patron was giving me the stink eye on Friday. I'm not normally a confrontational person, but she was leering at me. So I did what anyone should do: I took a big mouthful of vapor, gave her a big toothy smile, and let the vape slowly exit my mouth. +1 for affect.

She stopped leering at me after that. :)

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JoltinJoe

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So the other day I went to the store, and when I came out there was s truck parked way too close to my side of the car, and the passenger was sitting there puffing away on a cancer stick and flicking their asshes all over the hood of my car while screaming at someone on their cell phone. Now anyone who knows me would say I would have flipped out and ripped that chic out of the car and beat her to a pulp. :)

I dare say I have matured some from my younger days, I put my bags in the opposite side of the car and approached my side. I had to turn sideways to get to the door!! I squeezed into the car with the windows up and proceeded to vape a huge cloud in my car, one that was big enough that she had to stop screaming long enough to look at me and say "wtf?" then I started the car rolled down the window, and this huge vape cloud comes billowing out, I looked at her and smiled, then flipped her off...

Love it! Had I tried to quit smoking again without vaping, I probably would have done way more than just flip her off.
 
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