There's A Warrant Out For The Arrest Of My New VV And RM2

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Bigflyrodder

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There's a warrant out for the arrest of my new VV Grand and it's accomplice, an RM2, for the murder of 6mls of Boba's Bounty.

Sources say they saw the pair tearing through the unsuspecting e-liquid with wanton abandon. It is believe the crime was premeditated due to the fact that they armed themselves with a deadly 2.0ohm coil wicked with cotton, powered by a pair of 18350 batteries. One bystander remarked that they were flaberghasted by the clouds of vapor the team where haphazardly throwing around during the onslaught.

The alleged crime occurred sometime between the hours of 10:00 AM and Midnight, further details to follow.
 

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I think it had a human accomplice. I mean, my VV Grand never vapes up all my juice when he's just sitting around. It's only when he's with someone and they're having fun. Ya know? Test it for yourself. Put him in a room by himself, don't touch him or talk to him, and you'll see. He won't have the stomach for Boba's. He won't touch it.
 
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Mugshot.jpg Sorry......it was me. :laugh: I couldn't stop myself. Happy vaping.
 

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I think it had a human accomplice. I mean, my VV Grand never vapes up all my juice when he's just sitting around. It's only when he's with someone and they're having fun. Ya know? Test it for yourself. Put him in a room by himself, don't touch him or talk to him, and you'll see. He won't have the stomach for Boba's. He won't touch it.

Like anyone with one Reo can do that.
 

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There's a warrant out for the arrest of my new VV Grand and it's accomplice, an RM2, for the murder of 6mls of Boba's Bounty.

Sources say they saw the pair tearing through the unsuspecting e-liquid with wanton abandon. It is believe the crime was premeditated due to the fact that they armed themselves with a deadly 2.0ohm coil wicked with cotton, powered by a pair of 18350 batteries. One bystander remarked that they were flaberghasted by the clouds of vapor the team where haphazardly throwing around during the onslaught.

The alleged crime occurred sometime between the hours of 10:00 AM and Midnight, further details to follow.

It wasn't me ,I swear! But fyi....you're nearly out of milk and bread........:)
 

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*Breaking News Update*

While authorities believed the target victim pool could be contained to Boba's Bounty a notification was just released that many other victims have fallen prey to the Vaping Bandits. Reports are stating that as many as 20mls of DIY Hansen Desert Ship and Highway, along with their passengers Capella's Juicy Peach and Sweet Tangerine, have recently gone missing and are believed to have been murdered by these dastardly bandits as well.

This nationwide broadcast goes out to all unsuspecting juices. None of you are safe. If you hear a faint squonking sound followed but a liquid sucking sound run for your life, the Vaping Bandits are probably already on your heals.
 
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