I have to say, I never had this much fun with cigarettes! I have all these pretty little bottles of juice, and deciding which one goes best with coffee this morning, and which one I should try next - it's like a box of chocolates.
(Well, it is today, anyway. I spent yesterday blowing mucus from my bronchials to my eyeballs, and couldn't taste much of anything. But today is all wheeee!)
Okay, so no one tell Health Canada how much I'm enjoying my addiction. I know I'm supposed to suffer, and be all repentant, and it's only innate wickedness that puts such a spring in my step. I'll put on my sorry face before I go out in public, promise.
(Well, it is today, anyway. I spent yesterday blowing mucus from my bronchials to my eyeballs, and couldn't taste much of anything. But today is all wheeee!)
Okay, so no one tell Health Canada how much I'm enjoying my addiction. I know I'm supposed to suffer, and be all repentant, and it's only innate wickedness that puts such a spring in my step. I'll put on my sorry face before I go out in public, promise.