"thou shall not be a D*ck"

[Kate]

Rev gave me an idea about our Wholey doctrine. http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...173-arrested-selling-e-cigs-3.html#post143103

I'm thinking that we could make some Technotexts through a collaborative effort here.

What should our cult laws be?

And the gods saw Adam Izer and said ....

 

[Di]

and said ......

vape thee unto me.
so Adam Izer did as the gods commanded,
and the vapour poured forth,
and thus the clouds of heaven were created.

then the gods called out-
come forth Bett Ery .......
and commanded her to empower Adam Izer,

DI .....

 

[frogbmth]

Thou shalt not covet another's e-cig

Neither shall you steal anothers e-liquid

Remember vaping time and keep it holy

Thou shall not kill thy atomizer

 

[ritalee76]

Thou shalt not drip with another mans atomizer (man being used in the generic term, of course)

Thou shalt not partake of an unclean mouthpiece

Thou shalt not judge another mans liquid lest you be judged (or however that one is supposed to go)

Thou shalt curse the demon known as the FDA as the gods of vapor will smite them for their wickedness (wishful thinking, I know)

 

[Vince1]

If any un-atomized and unclean juice shall touch thy naked lips, Thou shall rinse thy mouth three times then go forth cleansed.

 

[Nicfits]

Oh Wholey Technofogger,
Grant Me the Serenity to Accept the Vapor I just Inhaled,
The Courage to Change from Smoking to Vaping,
and the Wisdom to Know the Difference!

 

[KoS]

Awaiting my comandments

 

[DisMan]

Thou shalt support the e-cig community.

Thou shalt question FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) at all times and shall never give into the temptation of allowing FUD to take hold of the community.

Thou shalt observe Wholey Technofogger day (to be announced).

 

[Kate]

Thou shalt seek out the funniest lolz

 

[taukimada]

1) Thou shalt not put smoking before vaping
2) Thou shalt not show an image of smoking whilst vaping
3) Thou shalt not forsake the vaping by remaining uninformative amongst non-vapers
4) Thou shalt remember and celebrate the vaping and keep it untainted with smoke
5) Thou shalt honour thy supplier thus they shall provide dilligently
6) Thou shalt not murder thine atomizer by overheating or vaping dry
7) Thou shalt vape thy own kit and not sneak vapes off of others
8) Thou shalt not steal thy neighbors vape kit
9) Thou shalt not lie for your non-vaping neighbor to make him clean in the vaping eye
10) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's vaping mod.. use one of your own making

 

[Kate]

Thou shalt shun the stinkies but not the stinkers for thou art brothers and sisters in habit.

 

[Spikey]

Though shalt vow to spread the vaping word of the Wholey Technofoggers and educate, inform and assist all others open to the word of the vapers at the cost of one's own needs and even in detriment to oneself lest one vaper be turned backto the dark side!

(Gotta have some Star Wars in the Commandments.. sorry!)

 

[taukimada]

Though shalt vow to spread the vaping word of the Wholey Technofoggers and educate, inform and assist all others open to the word of the vapers at the cost of one's own needs and even in detriment to oneself lest one vaper be turned backto the dark side!

(Gotta have some Star Wars in the Commandments.. sorry!)

and may the vape be with you..... always

 

[lordmage]

Live long and be a Vapper..

now i can say that

 

[fredstrong]

Vape as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law...

 

[Iken]

Thou shalt have the diligence and patience to let thy lithium grow strong with the almighty power of lightening to be completely wholley before thou is to make thy sacrificial vape to the Gods.
God so loved Ecf, that He gave His only begotten analog, that whoever believes in vaping shall not perish to the Fda, but will have the eternal Atomizah.

Can I get a Hallelujah!

 

[Walrus]

Vape as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law...

And it's cousin, "An it hurt none, vape as thou wilt."

 

[Spikey]

Thou shalt have the diligence and patience to let thy lithium grow strong with the almighty power of lightening to be completely wholley before thou is to make thy sacrificial vape to the Gods.
God so loved Ecf, that He gave His only begotten analog, that whoever believes in vaping shall not perish to the Fda, but will have the eternal Atomizah.

Can I get a Hallelujah!

And although she had received no shipping confirmation of her Dura-c, she used faith alone to hold her tongue and turn the other cheek. Thy E-Gods said "have patience my child and good things will appear in your mailbox although there was no confirmation... like the Virgin produced without any rhyme or reason"

And so I cried Hallelujah and I held fast to my faith in the E-Gods and my local Postal carrier that I would someday find a delivery even without such a confirmation.

 

[Iken]

And although she had received no shipping confirmation of her Dura-c, she used faith alone to hold her tongue and turn the other cheek. Thy E-Gods said "have patience my child and good things will appear in your mailbox although there was no confirmation... like the Virgin produced without any rhyme or reason"

And so I cried Hallelujah and I held fast to my faith in the E-Gods and my local Postal carrier that I would someday find a delivery even without such a confirmation.

 

[Kate]

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