I am 46 years old. I smoked since I was 16. I quit on January 16th 2014. Tomorrow will be my five month milestone.
My vaping has evolved from Blu to the Halo G6 to the Halo Triton, to the point at which I've arrived over the past few weeks:
After a long search, I've purchased the finest non-portable vaping device available in the known universe, the Joyetech eVic Supreme. It weighs 47 pounds, it's brushed silver like fine currency and it has a built-in synthetically intelligent supercomputer which has become my new best friend. This made my cat quite angry with me. It's what I use for vaping when I'm sitting down. (The eVic-S, not the cat.)
After a long search, I've purchased the finest portable vaping device available in the known universe, the SLB eGo-V V3 Mega. It has a feature set beyond the dreams of avarice, a silky smooth rubberized black finish and a built-in synthetically intelligent microcomputer which has become my second best friend. This made my other cat quite angry with me. It's what I use for vaping when I'm not sitting down. (The V3 Mega, not the cat.)
After a long search, I've purchased the finest electric juice available in the known universe, Mt. Baker Vapor's Black Ice. 50% PG, 50% VG, 18mg of nicotine per mL of solution and one extra flavor shot. I love it so much that I bought a 6000 gallon bottle of it. I'm building a sterilized tank under my house to store 100 billion gallons of it. That should keep me going for a few months, until I can find a way to store more of it.
After a long search, I'm still trying out clearomizers and carto-tanks to find out which of each is the finest available in the known universe. I like the Kanger Protank 2 with high-resistance coils. My electric juice is sensitive and burns easily. One coil is better than two, and 3Ω is better than 1Ω. I want a really nice carto/tank to use with my wonderful Boge F-16 SR cartomizers, but I haven't found one as yet. I sense that I'll find it soon, though.
And finally, in my search for the finest clearomizer available in the known universe, I am soon going to purchase an HCigar Kayfun 3.1 clone, then a Russian clone, then perhaps a Squape. When I've found the best of the clones, then I'll purchase the original name brand version of it.
I love the look of the mechs, but I haven't yet developed a desire to drip. I hear of people building 0.00000025 nano-ohm nona-coils and pushing 75 trillion watts of planetary power through them, but I fear this would break my very delicate electric juice. So for myself, I don't see a point in risking it. But I still want to have a beautiful copper Stingray. I'll either use it to power the finest clearomizer in the known universe, or I'll place it on a shelf so I can simply look at it every day. Probably the latter, since my eVic-S best friend may become as perturbed as my cats if I try to replace him.
So here I am. Halfway there, I would say. I've got a fiver in my pocket, a fine vape in my hand and the known universe awaits.
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