UN-Official Halo Chat Thread!

[DaveOno]

Somebody is about to make a cameo apperance in "locked up abroad".

Wheez locked up a broad once. They made him let her go. A shame, Stockholm Syndrome was almost fully manifested...









(i hope wheez comes back. fillin in for him ain't easy. i need twice the wit, sarcasm, charm and timing)
(ok, that's wrong. maybe 3 times)
(but i got bacon luv, and ain't that enough?)

 

[always9988]

Wheez locked up a broad once. They made him let her go. A shame, Stockholm Syndrome was almost fully manifested...









(i hope wheez comes back. fillin in for him ain't easy. i need twice the wit, sarcasm, charm and timing)
(ok, that's wrong. maybe 3 times)
(but i got bacon luv, and ain't that enough?)

it's OK Dave we still love you

 

[always9988]

So I'm assuming no one has heard from wheezal yet? Hmmmm...

I'm not sure whether to turn on unsolved mysteries or UFO hunters?

 

[Atimmer7700]

Poor Wheezal, I never meant to let him down. I would've sworn that attic lock would hold.

 

[Penguins17]

I don't think alien planets have wi-fi signals

 

[Atimmer7700]

LMAO ......... Eyebrows.........What's Egyptian??

It's more a method than a style. They use a sugar solution to paint the skin growing unwanted hair, it sticks to the hair but not the skin. When the hardened sugar is peeled away, it takes the hair with it. It's considered much gentler than waxing.

 

[always9988]

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Who's in?

 

[DaveOno]

So I'm assuming no one has heard from wheezal yet? Hmmmm...

I'm not sure whether to turn on unsolved mysteries or UFO hunters?

or America's Most Wanted.



He's prolly havin a wild week with a buxon blonde with a F150 and a pop-up camper, a supply of Take Five, bacon, bourbon and his beloved Kringle's.

He'll return limping. With 3 new STDs.

And a very satisfied smile...

 

[Evie Luv]

Dave your inbox is full I can't PM you.

 

[Evie Luv]

It's more a method than a style. They use a sugar solution to paint the skin growing unwanted hair, it sticks to the hair but not the skin. When the hardened sugar is peeled away, it takes the hair with it. It's considered much gentler than waxing.

Do you prefer this method to waxing?

 

[Atimmer7700]

Do you prefer this method to waxing?

Actually, yes. You've seen 40-Year Old Virgin, right? Carrell getting waxed? That was all improv, no scripting. Egyptian waxing isn't like that.

And yes ma'am, I'm man enough to admit I get my back (et al.) waxed.

 

[Evie Luv]

Actually, yes. You've seen 40-Year Old Virgin, right? Carrell getting waxed? That was all improv, no scripting. Egyptian waxing isn't like that.

And yes ma'am, I'm man enough to admit I get my back (et al.) waxed.

LOL I don't know if they do that around here, I've never heard of it. But I'll have to call around and check it out. It does sound gentler and kinder for those tender areas, thanks!

I once bought the at home kit from Sally's and was just going to DIY, no problem, had it all ready and liberaly applied.............1 1/2 hours later, when my husband came home to find me holding everything at the ready to yank point panting and crying in the bathroom floor. I just couldn't do that to myself so he had to pull it off for me........erm......long story short.....[insert curse words here] {more here} he laughed [insert alot more curse words here] {called into question his birth} {more curse words here} I calmed down told him I was sorry. He held me and said he would kiss it better. {insert curse words here} never touching me [more curse words here]ever there again!!!

 

[Atimmer7700]

Wow, what a fiasco. I've been doing it since my stupid 1/4 polish genes made everything grow like a dam chia pet when I was 16. The first time I took my (now) ex-girlfriend to have her hoo-hah done (her idea, not mine!) she swore she was going to neuter me for not telling her what it was like. She made me sleep on the couch for almost a week, she was so mad.

 

[Evie Luv]

Wow, what a fiasco. I've been doing it since my stupid 1/4 polish genes made everything grow like a dam chia pet when I was 16. The first time I took my (now) ex-girlfriend to have her hoo-hah done (her idea, not mine!) she swore she was going to neuter me for not telling her what it was like. She made me sleep on the couch for almost a week, she was so mad.

Oh I knew what it was like, I had it done several times before. I just felt like a pro and thought I could just do it myself no problem. Let me just say it HURTS alot worse when you try to do it yourself in that area. It's like your brain says NO!!

 

[gopher_byrd]

I'd recommend not to bring "15 tanks, 6 batteries , 6 mods and 10 bottles of juice" kind of setup, really.

First offence S$5000 fine and subsequent at S$10,000.

And last but not least, be safe and have fun!

-SafeFun

So they would prefer that I smoked analogs with the debris that brings... Makes no sense to me.

I'm just gonna bring 3 Triton tanks, 3 Triton batteries and 4 or 5 30 ml of juice... The mod will stay home... I have perfected my stealth vaping techniques, only blowing clouds in the hotel room... sigh this is gonna suck...

 

[Penguins17]

ALWAYS!!! Just saw on the thread over there you won a $100 gift card for KJ, congrats, that = a heck of a whole lot'a juice

 

[weskeene]

I think many of us have gotten pretty good at stealth. Out in public, pretty much my wife is the only one that can tell.

Wes Keene

 

[SamNapolitanke]

LOL I don't know if they do that around here, I've never heard of it. But I'll have to call around and check it out. It does sound gentler and kinder for those tender areas, thanks!

I once bought the at home kit from Sally's and was just going to DIY, no problem, had it all ready and liberaly applied.............1 1/2 hours later, when my husband came home to find me holding everything at the ready to yank point panting and crying in the bathroom floor. I just couldn't do that to myself so he had to pull it off for me........erm......long story short.....[insert curse words here] {more here} he laughed [insert alot more curse words here] {called into question his birth} {more curse words here} I calmed down told him I was sorry. He held me and said he would kiss it better. {insert curse words here} never touching me [more curse words here]ever there again!!!

haaaaaaaaa!!! oh lord this is funny... im crying over here.

 

[SamNapolitanke]

so I have some IMO news. I tried a protank II with the same juice and same nic level and flavor wise the triton tank is a clear winner. As always taste is subjective this is just my opinion.

Good Job HALO!!!!!!!

 

[DaveOno]

So they would prefer that I smoked analogs with the debris that brings... Makes no sense to me.

I'm just gonna bring 3 Triton tanks, 3 Triton batteries and 4 or 5 30 ml of juice... The mod will stay home... I have perfected my stealth vaping techniques, only blowing clouds in the hotel room... sigh this is gonna suck...

Oh, come on! It could be much worse.

You could be spending a month in Kearny....







Kearny