I'd quote Sheldon Cooper and say "I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested" but in our house, an appendage would have to be hanging off by more than 50% before they'd take us to the dr. Dad would just say "Cuts & bruises, that's how the Dr's getcha." Then he'd give us a shot of Jagmeister to make us pass out and mom would just say "If it hasn't stopped bleeding by morning, we'll take you to see someone" then light up another Kool and and have a vodka & Sprite and start reading another romance novel.
ROFL! Your mom actually sounds a lot like me... Everytime our son would get a cold, stay home from school, my mom would go "did you take him to the Dr?" And I'd be all "the Dr can't do a damn thing for a cold! If he's not better in a week, THEN I'll take him!" And my husband would be all "doctors are just practicing! Quacks, all of 'em!"
And then I'd go back to my romance novel.
Andria
PS: wouldn't you just love to throw a big fat physics book at Sheldon?
