I thought for sure I would have vape mail today. I won a gift certificate on VapeTV last week and quickly used it later that night. I knew when it was shipped and, although the USPS site had not updated it, I just knew it would come today....so I spent the day in happy anticipation of the afternoon mail. I was outside sitting in my car when I caught that first glorious sight of the knight in polyester blue armor striding down my block.
My heart started racing and my mouth started watering thinking about the little package of new juice I knew he had in his bag. Not to appear to eager, I remained in the car willing him in my mind to walk just a bit faster.......(think Usain Bolt fast)....and I waited....and after what seemed an eternity of slow motion walking he was in my yard....my hands were sweaty and shaky.....my stomach was in knots.......and then he walked right past my house.........
I sat in the car in disbelief....surely there was some kind of mistake! I thought he was toying with me and he would be back.....maybe the package was too big for his bag....maybe he had lost the ability to read and would realize it in a minute........I waited breathlessly as I watched him move from house to house up and down the block. I called him a few not-so-nice words in my head.....and stalked him like a lion stalks a gazelle.....I just sat very still and watched......watched him get into his van and drive away...........and a single tear rolled down my cheek.....
maybe it will come tomorrow...........
