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Coyote628

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Anytime vapers tongue strikes or your favorite juice starts to taste bland, smoke a cigarette. Any juice, no matter how bland will immediately taste wonderful after that. I eat white castle once in a while just to remind myself why i dont eat white castle. Ill smoke a marlboro once in a while just for the same reason, and i noticed rather immediately how awesome my vape tastes afterward. Strange, yeah i know, but thats the mysterious way my brain operates.
 

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I have never even seen a White Castle other than on TV, much less tasted it. Then again I don't see micro burgers made with a tiny thin patty on a dinner roll for a bun catching on in Texas. Here we make 'em huge. Two, sometimes 3 thick patties per burger. I actually ate one once that was THREE 1/3lb patties. The description was literally "A pound of beef on a bun. Good luck." So yeah White Castle looks like toddler food to us.
 
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I have never even seen a White Castle other than on TV, much less tasted it. Then again I don't see micro burgers made with a tiny thin patty on a dinner roll for a bun catching on in Texas. Here we make 'em huge. Two, sometimes 3 thick patties per burger. I actually ate one once that was THREE 1/3lb patties. The description was literally "A pound of beef on a bun. Good luck." So yeah White Castle looks like toddler food to us.
White castle burgers are sometimes called squirt burgers, and im not referring to how theyre made, if ya catch my drift lol.
 

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I can think of safer things to do to restore (my nonexistent, since the first time it hit) tastebuds. Chew cattle dung, drink a "Red bull" complete my own appendectomy, etc.

My point is... really... I'm not going to suggest to a bunch of vapers in various stages of quit misery and etc., (including vaper's tonge) that they should smoke a cigarette to relieve it. It's not necessary, it's not advised, and it's a great way to get vaper's tongue over and over as well as detox forever. LOL.

Maybe smelling some fresh tobacco (if one has the fortitude to abstain) might aid vaper's tongue but there are many tried and true recipes already. I have no idea why you would do/suggest this, but maybe it's me. :)

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Im sorry everyone took my post that seriously. My sense of humor is twisted, to be sure, but i never intended for anyone to actually try curing vapers tongue with a cig. The people who actually get my twisted sarcasm, its a burden but we manage, lol. This is the closest thing to an outright public apology that i can muster.
 

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Im sorry everyone took my post that seriously. My sense of humor is twisted, to be sure, but i never intended for anyone to actually try curing vapers tongue with a cig. The people who actually get my twisted sarcasm, its a burden but we manage, lol. This is the closest thing to an outright public apology that i can muster.
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I have never even seen a White Castle other than on TV, much less tasted it. Then again I don't see micro burgers made with a tiny thin patty on a dinner roll for a bun catching on in Texas. Here we make 'em huge. Two, sometimes 3 thick patties per burger. I actually ate one once that was THREE 1/3lb patties. The description was literally "A pound of beef on a bun. Good luck." So yeah White Castle looks like toddler food to us.
Stands to reason--the last Krystal in Houston closed years ago. :D
 
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Im sorry everyone took my post that seriously. My sense of humor is twisted, to be sure, but i never intended for anyone to actually try curing vapers tongue with a cig. The people who actually get my twisted sarcasm, its a burden but we manage, lol. This is the closest thing to an outright public apology that i can muster.

Too late. I tried your advice and now I'm addicted to cigs! Blaaaah!
 

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I eat white castle once in a while just to remind myself why i dont eat white castle.
You Are right about white castle....
In Cincinnati, we affectionately called White Castles "death burgers". They smell so good before you eat them, but you usually end up paying the price later that day, or the next day. I think it has something to do with the diced onions they use. White Castle is usually the place to go after a night of heavy partying because you're hungry and White Castle is the only place open 24 hours. They do have great coffee, though.
 

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Anytime vapers tongue strikes or your favorite juice starts to taste bland, smoke a cigarette. Any juice, no matter how bland will immediately taste wonderful after that. I eat white castle once in a while just to remind myself why i dont eat white castle. Ill smoke a marlboro once in a while just for the same reason, and i noticed rather immediately how awesome my vape tastes afterward. Strange, yeah i know, but thats the mysterious way my brain operates.

I agree. I did it twice after 3 months of not smoking. After 2 or three puffs I could not believe how terrible cigarette taste....and how terrible tight draw it is... I did not even experienced any nicotine buzz... I could not believe it so after a few days I tried again and the same thing happened... after three puffs I throw it away.... After 43 years of smoking I am now confident that as long as I can vape I will not go back to smoking.

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