I know last night, Bunnykiller, you weren't practicing in my yard, my bunnies are fine! And they're the only cute thing around here, honestly, so stay FAR from my bunnies.
Feel free to come tickle a rattlesnake or seven, as many scorpions as you can find (blacklight, but stay away from the tiny green ones they're actually rather venomous) and the occasional brown recluse. I killed mine, but I'm sure there are plenty more. PLENTY of spiders of various proportions, some rather horrifying.
No need to lay down and splash, to attract the wildlife actually. They like to stalkup with me unprepared. If you're going to depestify our backard there will be no need for water. If you find and kill my packrat, I will pay you $100. Though I still think he's adorable with his gnawing at my house, at night.
Really though, Alligators? They make me think I've been transported to the dinosaur age. Bleaugh.
Anna