Decisions , decisions. What do I need to buy? What do I want to try? Where should I buy it?
Okay!!! I know what I need ,what I want and where to get it .Now for the ride.
Place order : Response - Yeah buddy,I'm getting some new stuff !!!
Wait for shipping email. Check order status --- "order processing". Response - C'mon man , send my stuff.
Receive shipping confirmation with tracking number. Response - WooHoo !!! On the way baby!!!
Google tracking number. Status: Electronic shipping info received. Response - WTH!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - Dang!!! It's not even at the post office yet!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Acceptance. Response - Alright they got it . Lets get this baby moving!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility. Response - Yes!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - @#%@!!! Guess I'll check it tomorrow. Set up email notification for shipping status changes.
Next day. No email notifications. Check tracking number. Status: Depart USPS Origin Sort Facility.Arrive USPS sort Facility. Response - Huh no email. At least it's moving. Rinse . Repeat.
Receive email notification. Status: Your stuff is in your town. Response - F'en A Right!!! Might come today!!!
Doesn't come today. Response: Dang!!! Looks like tomorrow. Disappointed.
Next day. Check tracking number. Status: Out for Delivery. Response - WooHoo!!! Do a dance. Look down the street for mailman. Don't see him. Curse mailman. He's probably screwing off somewhere. It figures. Look again . Nope. Not around. THIS IS WHY THEY KEEP RAISING POSTAGE RATES!!! Inefficiency.Blah ,blah,rhubarb,rhubarb.....
Run some errands to take your mind off your precious vapemail. Don't go too far , for too long. Get back check mailbox. BILLS!!! WTH!!! It said out for delivery!!! WHERE IS MY PACKAGE!!!
Go back in the house , get on ECF . Wonder why your vapemail didn't come. Read some threads. What's that dog barking at?
Look outside. It's the mailman!!! "Hey buddy!!! Good to see you!!! I was hoping you'd be bringing this today!!!"
Response: Rush in the house. Open the box. Is it all there. Sure is.
Ahhhh. I love vapemail. What else do I need? What else do I want to try? Where am I going to buy it ?
ETA: The above is a fictional tale for entertainment purposes
Okay!!! I know what I need ,what I want and where to get it .Now for the ride.
Place order : Response - Yeah buddy,I'm getting some new stuff !!!
Wait for shipping email. Check order status --- "order processing". Response - C'mon man , send my stuff.
Receive shipping confirmation with tracking number. Response - WooHoo !!! On the way baby!!!
Google tracking number. Status: Electronic shipping info received. Response - WTH!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - Dang!!! It's not even at the post office yet!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Acceptance. Response - Alright they got it . Lets get this baby moving!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility. Response - Yes!!!
Wait a couple hours and check again. Status: Unchanged. Response - @#%@!!! Guess I'll check it tomorrow. Set up email notification for shipping status changes.
Next day. No email notifications. Check tracking number. Status: Depart USPS Origin Sort Facility.Arrive USPS sort Facility. Response - Huh no email. At least it's moving. Rinse . Repeat.
Receive email notification. Status: Your stuff is in your town. Response - F'en A Right!!! Might come today!!!
Doesn't come today. Response: Dang!!! Looks like tomorrow. Disappointed.
Next day. Check tracking number. Status: Out for Delivery. Response - WooHoo!!! Do a dance. Look down the street for mailman. Don't see him. Curse mailman. He's probably screwing off somewhere. It figures. Look again . Nope. Not around. THIS IS WHY THEY KEEP RAISING POSTAGE RATES!!! Inefficiency.Blah ,blah,rhubarb,rhubarb.....
Run some errands to take your mind off your precious vapemail. Don't go too far , for too long. Get back check mailbox. BILLS!!! WTH!!! It said out for delivery!!! WHERE IS MY PACKAGE!!!
Go back in the house , get on ECF . Wonder why your vapemail didn't come. Read some threads. What's that dog barking at?
Look outside. It's the mailman!!! "Hey buddy!!! Good to see you!!! I was hoping you'd be bringing this today!!!"
Response: Rush in the house. Open the box. Is it all there. Sure is.
Ahhhh. I love vapemail. What else do I need? What else do I want to try? Where am I going to buy it ?
ETA: The above is a fictional tale for entertainment purposes
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